krs
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posted on October 12, 2001 02:57:28 AM
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gravid
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posted on October 12, 2001 04:42:22 AM
Why does it have a fabric softener sheet hanging from it's ear?
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saabsister
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posted on October 12, 2001 07:03:15 AM
The multi-legged one and the one right behind it are facing the wrong direction.
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Hjw
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posted on October 12, 2001 07:05:35 AM
gravid
The fabric softener sheet has never been explained.
The fact that the cattle appear, in this most imemorial year, emaciated with no love in their luminous eyes indicate yet another Ohio mystery in the ghoul=haunted woodland of Mansfield.
There are many things that you don't know. But these traumatized cows know something.
Helen
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Hjw
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posted on October 12, 2001 07:19:02 AM
saabsister,
Perhaps you remember the confrontation over Mansfield when a Huey heliocopter encountered a cigar shaped UFO...60 feet long, without any portholes or intake openings visible. That was in 1973.
Maybe they dropped a few of these multilegged cows into our environment.
Helen
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pyth00n
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posted on October 12, 2001 07:26:59 AM
I will expect an eventual 33% price drop on Petsmart cow-hoof doggie chew treats. Yippie!
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gravid
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posted on October 12, 2001 07:31:34 AM
Love luster in their eyes? Only a farmer could love how a cow looks. They are boney hipped mindless cud chewers. Mutant deer on Prozac. The only way you can make them look better is to put a camel beside one.
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Hjw
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posted on October 12, 2001 07:40:39 AM
gravid
Just making sure that you were paying attention.
Helen
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Femme
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posted on October 12, 2001 07:48:26 AM
It cracks me up how all the cows seem to be looking at the camera. Saying cheese, perhaps?
I must truly be warped; that was the first thing I noticed.
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psyllie
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posted on October 12, 2001 10:10:22 AM
Wish the secret military types would develop a six-legged lamb instead of a six-legged cow. I'm quite fond of leg of lamb. I can't recall eating leg of cow and these ones look too stringy and bony to be of interest. Then again, I'd be very happy if they developed a six-filet cow.
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jt-2007
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posted on October 12, 2001 10:14:17 AM
If they could do that with chickens maybe we wouldn't fight over drumsticks.
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Valleygirl
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posted on October 12, 2001 10:33:02 AM
Where is the tourist guy?
Not my name on ebay.
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 12, 2001 10:37:07 AM
Ken, Ken, Ken. You poor, gullible sap, you. You bought right into their propaganda, didn't you, hook line and sinker?
In fact, the photo shown above is the one they WANTED you to see! It has been very carefully edited to produce a cooly calculated effect in the minds of the viewers.
Fortunately, the original version has been cladestinely leaked:
The truth is stranger than fiction....
Barry
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Valleygirl
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posted on October 12, 2001 11:49:35 AM
I'm still waiting for the tourist guy.
Not my name on ebay.
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 12, 2001 12:33:19 PM
Oh, for crying...
Here you go:
Happy?
Barry
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breinhold
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posted on October 12, 2001 12:37:16 PM
godzillatemple: could you do that with berts face? i am so sick of the bert protest sign hoax thats going around.
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saabsister
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posted on October 12, 2001 12:54:29 PM
Wow, Barry - tourist cow and ghost cow all in one photo!!
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 12, 2001 01:01:00 PM
Sure, no problem:
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Femme
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posted on October 12, 2001 01:32:33 PM
Well, DUH!!!
I never even noticed the 6 legs!!!!
I have got to get out more.
Off to find my dunce cap.
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justgeorge
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posted on October 12, 2001 01:48:52 PM
godzillatemple: LMAO!!!!
I may be able to explain the fabric softner thing.
Years ago I read somewhere (a site with all sorts of handy, dandy hints and tips) that it is supposed to work as a fly repellant. They recommended hanging a drying sheet in your doorway or on the flap of a tent to keep flies out.
I used it last summer as I was too lazy to actually fix the sceen and it seemed to work.
It does seem strange though attaching one to a cow.
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 12, 2001 01:57:03 PM
Uh, guys? That's not a fabric softener sheet. Haven't you seen "There's Something About Mary"?
MOOOOO!
Barry
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justgeorge
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posted on October 12, 2001 02:15:55 PM
eeeewwwwwwww
hair gel
so that's where it comes from.
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krs
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posted on October 12, 2001 02:28:45 PM
And besides, I don't think that they'd hang a fly repellant on a cow's ear.
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rawbunzel
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posted on October 12, 2001 02:33:15 PM
Well, KRS, they might hang it by his ear if that isn't really an ear ~ perhaps they have modified more than is apparent at first glance.
Femme!
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krs
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posted on October 12, 2001 02:38:06 PM
Nah, that would give cows, umm, excrement for brains and there is a political party that already has a lock on those.
[ edited by krs on Oct 12, 2001 03:03 PM ]
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Muriel
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posted on October 12, 2001 03:42:37 PM
You guys just totally crack me up.  
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jt-2007
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posted on October 12, 2001 05:11:15 PM
"hanging a drying sheet in your doorway or on the flap of a tent to keep flies out"
Ok, a new story from the "Stupid Store Series". (he-he)
I went to Texaco and there was a big ziplock baggie of water taped on the window over the door. I thought it was an evil prank...like, a bucket of water over the doorway.
But NO. It's a mosquito repellant water bag. HUH?
I asked, "So how is it supposed to work?"
They say, "I dunno it just does."
I say, "So you are telling me the mosquito flies up to the door, sees it, and says, 'OH hell...A WATER BAG! Run for your life!'."
And they say, "Yes. Do you see any mosquitos in here?"
Well, NO, I didn't see a one.
At least a dryer sheet has a scent...
[ edited by jt on Oct 12, 2001 05:16 PM ]
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Valleygirl
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posted on October 12, 2001 07:56:06 PM
No, no, no..... The tourist guy is supposed to be posing next to the cow.
Not my name on ebay.
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 13, 2001 03:55:34 AM
The tourist guy is supposed to be posing next to the cow
Nah, that would have been too easy....
Barry
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breinhold
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posted on October 13, 2001 08:27:40 AM
BEST THREAD EVER!!! thank you godzillatemple!
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