breinhold
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posted on October 22, 2001 08:50:47 AM
Regardless of sexual preference be it a sin or not, the most puzzling thing about human sexuality is how an physical act that takes a mere hour a day can so greatly upset the remaining 23.
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Zilvy
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posted on October 22, 2001 08:54:30 AM
Not going there......
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donny
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posted on October 22, 2001 08:55:59 AM
An hour a day! Is this a five-minute thing done 12 times a day, or one thing that is done for an hour? If it's the latter, please send instructions. Detailed instructions.
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gravid
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posted on October 22, 2001 08:56:41 AM
What about those poor blue collar workers who only have a half hour for lunch?
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jamesoblivion
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:05:12 AM
Go tantric.
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krs
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:09:01 AM
Donny, you poor thing.
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donny
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:11:40 AM
Ah, don't feel sorry for me, I'm only being facetious, I do enjoy hour long erotic experiences... Of course, that includes 55 minutes of begging, but you take what you can get.
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Zilvy
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:12:11 AM
Tantric Master Sri Param Eswaran reveals knowledge, which has been hidden for 1000s of years, to YOU.
JamesO, you been studyin'?
So Donny, ya call that foreplay?
[ edited by Zilvy on Oct 22, 2001 09:13 AM ]
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:12:36 AM
"Is this a five-minute thing done 12 times a day, or one thing that is done for an hour?"
Personally this depends on whether or not another person is involved. 
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donny
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:14:40 AM
Sex with someone you love.
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gravid
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:16:20 AM
Woody Allen -
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:18:14 AM
...and respect.
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breinhold
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:18:21 AM
known to his freinds as the wood man......what does he have to do with this thread?
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:19:54 AM
I believe Woody Allen was one who put forth that masturbation was sex with someone you love and respect.
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donny
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:21:15 AM
"So Donny, ya call that foreplay?"
Heck no. If it works, I call it a f****** miracle.
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breinhold
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:21:42 AM
oh ! i just couldnt see how woody fit in. sorry
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donny
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:24:20 AM
"oh ! i just couldnt see how woody fit in. sorry"
That's probably why it's been taking you an hour.
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krs
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:25:34 AM
"Of course, that includes 55 minutes of begging"
You don't specify the beggar, Donny. 
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breinhold
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:26:13 AM
i dont get it?
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krs
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:27:30 AM
That's what Donny said.
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:29:25 AM
...at least, not often.
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donny
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:32:17 AM
"You don't specify the beggar, Donny."
This thread is getting me depressed. I'm gonna go take a nap, with someone I love.
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krs
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:33:29 AM
Set the alarm.
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rancher24
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:34:17 AM
Oh great, yet another thread that's gonna get all blown outta proportion!
Breinhold, oh ! i just couldnt see how woody fit in. read it again....
~ Rancher
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breinhold
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:37:34 AM
I was in search of something deeper by starting this thread but all of the comments lack the length necessary to expand and grow into something meaningful and prophetic.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:41:57 AM
In other words you didn't want a sex thread to turn into a sex thread?
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RoseBids25cents
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:42:17 AM
I've always thought Woody Allen was a great source for giggles, but the ones I got from the above were the best ever.
*There is no conclusive evidence that life is serious*
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breinhold
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:47:44 AM
perhaps a trip to your local library might help there are mounds of information and ideas. this thread may have been a bad idea, but an idea is but a seed planted in a fertile place that with proper care and time blossoms into a serene peaceful beauty.
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:49:47 AM
breinhold,
Sorry if the kidding around wasn't what you were looking for.
I don't understand all the uptightness surrounding sex either. Perhaps its repression.
There's:
Sex for one
Loving sex
Angry sex (War of the Roses: Is there any other kind?)
What others call casual sex (I call this sex with a friend or stranger)
Sex for procreation
Sexual thoughts
Other
For me, the only taboo is forced sex.
I think sex if fun, funny, and awesome. I'll never know why anyone can take something so incredibly perfect and try to take the delight out of it.
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RoseBids25cents
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:54:31 AM
I'm thinking that Breinhold is the biggest kidder of us all - I'm thoroughly enjoying his tongue-in-cheek comments.
Rosie
*There is no conclusive evidence that life is serious*
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