plsmith
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posted on December 19, 2001 06:22:03 PM new
Howcome he doesn't allay the doubts of the skeptic Tommies of the world by accepting James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge?
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 19, 2001 06:27:34 PM new
I think nay-sayers put out negative energy, blocking the positive energy needed to get all the answers correct.
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plsmith
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posted on December 19, 2001 06:30:55 PM new
LOL, really?! Is *that* the standard excuse these psychics offer or did you just make that up all on your own?
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 19, 2001 06:38:01 PM new
It was that psychic lady with the blonde hair that's been on Larry King a few times (the names escapes me)..... Randi tested her and she lost. I just assumed they must all feel that way. 
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plsmith
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posted on December 19, 2001 06:45:55 PM new
Oh, you mean Sylvia Browne. She's kinda local here -- has done many walk-through "readings" in supposedly haunted locations around the Bay Area. Kinda nice for her that she can claim the negative vibes thing and go on with her act. (Only time I ever saw her do one of these "readings" she was traipsing through an old restaurant on the coast saying, "Oh, yeah, I feel something here. Something definitely happened here." I thought, 'Hell, *I* could stroll through a supposedly haunted place saying I "felt things" too!')
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 19, 2001 06:51:56 PM new
Yes!....Sylvia Browne. For me, it was when she predicted Chandra Levy was dead about 4 months after she went missing....
I think she has a few nips on the side.... 
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plsmith
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posted on December 19, 2001 06:56:51 PM new
ROFL! Sounds like a job I'd love...
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 19, 2001 07:13:57 PM new
Go for it Pat. Get out your bottle of choice, and try to read one of the posters minds, or past, or whatever they do. See if you have the power (or the gift as it's usually called). krs is usually open to new ideas, so try and do him.......
All this for a stupid laughing smilie....
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plsmith
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posted on December 19, 2001 07:22:58 PM new
Well, I could always carve out an especial niche for myself:
"Madame Lickya, The Sex Psychic"
She knows what ya want and when ya want it!
Whatcha think, Krafty?
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 19, 2001 07:32:55 PM new
Madame Lickya......how subliminal.
Funny thing is, you'd probably make a fortune. Set up a web site where people send you money first, then you tell them what's wrong with their sex life......psychically (meaning you do nothing).
Where's krs? We need a guinnea pig to test Pat's powers.......
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stusi
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posted on December 19, 2001 07:51:01 PM new
plsmith- I spoke to James Randi recently. His institute is a few miles away in Fort Lauderdale. He is a very intense person. It is amazing(his nickname) that so many have actually accepted his challenge and miserably failed. Maybe DianaAW can win the million by proving that she knows precisely when AW will go down.
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plsmith
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posted on December 19, 2001 07:59:48 PM new
LOL, Stusi! So, you really met James Randi? I've watched a few shows he's produced wherein he debunks many "psychic" feats and also gives away the trick behind certain magic acts. Amusing fellow.
Krafty, I can promise you that krs will avoid subjecting himself to my "powers" at all costs. Why do you think he's moving out of state so suddenly?
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krs
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posted on December 19, 2001 08:33:32 PM new
LoL!
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<br />You could come be the live-in maid or something. Before much longer I'll need a nurse........
typing..it's th drugs
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 19, 2001 08:53:32 PM new
OK, here's you big chance to see if you have the gift plsmith......now what do you think krs is thinking??????
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plsmith
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posted on December 19, 2001 09:02:36 PM new
I'm going to have to charge you extra, Krs, for imagining me in that sexy little French maid's outfit.
'Course, I took advantage of the nurse fantasy myself -- you know, the one wherein I test the contents of a large hypodermic syringe into the air and then holler, "BEND OVER!"
Hey, Krafty, you're right -- I'm pretty good at this
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krs
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posted on December 19, 2001 09:43:20 PM new
Unfortunately I didn't imagine you in that sexy little French maid's outfit.
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krs
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posted on December 19, 2001 09:49:09 PM new
And the syringe...nope.
A thing I say sometimes when they're torturing me is " Life is funny. All those years of going around finding beautiful women to poke and now I come here and get poked by beautiful women".
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 19, 2001 09:58:08 PM new
A miss eh, krs? Well, let me see if I can guess what you were thinking......
You put an ad in the paper for a maid. Plsmith applies and you hire her. Instead of wanting a maid, you really wanted to hire someone for target practice, so you make her dress up as a TV and you're Elvis.
??????
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plsmith
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posted on December 19, 2001 10:20:08 PM new
"Unfortunately I didn't imagine you in that sexy little French maid's outfit."
Gee, you're sicker than I thought...
" ...so you make her dress up as a TV and you're Elvis."
So are you, Krafty
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krs
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posted on December 19, 2001 10:30:07 PM new
No, I have not, and would not have any sort of thought like that about Pat, KD.
Don't you understand? She and I meld.
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hjw
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posted on December 20, 2001 06:32:57 AM new
As they say in Miss'sippi, Good God A'mighty!
Can you imagine what the *evil scuttlebutt duo* will do with this thread. Wife out of town, beautiful nurse delivering drugs to krs. At least, I don't wait until my husband is out of town to have my booze delivered by a good looking man. I'm not going to suggest any ideas to these pea brains but I do want to thank you all, KD, Krs and Pat for possibly taking the heat off my ass. ROTFLOL
Helen
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Valleygirl
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posted on December 20, 2001 08:23:06 AM new
Sylvia Browne is on Montel's show a lot. I used to watch her and when John Edward came on the scene, I watched him too. Sylvia Browne says her gift is from God, but I read one of her books, and I must say, her view of out of body experiences is odd. I don't see the bible backing her view.
However, in one of my bible classes, we studied what the bible has to say about scorcery, astrologers, and people who profess to be psychic. I have chosen not to watch these people anymore.
Not my name on ebay.
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BittyBug
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posted on December 20, 2001 09:22:13 AM new
I know what ya mean...I have read lots of (text) books about people like Pat & Ken...but it makes me watch 'em even more (the harlots)
Please call me Charlotte so I don't have ta change my ID.
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krs
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posted on December 20, 2001 09:38:15 AM new
bittbite, didn't we just go through thing about calling someone a whore? Now anyone can call me whatever they like, buut be careful of what you call my unrequitable paramour Pat.
Main Entry: har·lot
Pronunciation: 'här-l&t
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French herlot rogue
Date: 15th century
: PROSTITUTE
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BittyBug
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posted on December 20, 2001 09:41:42 AM new
Yeah...well you just better not call me a kitty.
Please call me Charlotte so I don't have ta change my ID.
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plsmith
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posted on December 20, 2001 11:32:21 AM new
Good Lord, what next? Is he going to start calling me Pooter?
Helen, learn not to give a darn about the things people say about you on these boards and just have fun.
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hjw
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posted on December 20, 2001 01:34:34 PM new
Thanks, Pat
I'm working on that.
Helen
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 20, 2001 04:13:30 PM new
Hi Valleygirl, I think when they say their gift comes directly from God, it's supposed to add more credibility to their act.
Just like John Edwards. He talks to people who are in heaven, so God must involved.
I'm always curious as to why the loved ones in heaven don't seem to be on the ball when they "talk" through these psychics. They explain nothing about anything except that the dog is with them or they're near water or something. That's what makes me think it's hokey, but fun to watch too!
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plsmith
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posted on December 20, 2001 04:54:03 PM new
ValleyGirl, there's a lot to be said for keeping good company as a means of nourishing one's soul. I'm curious, does your bible class have a position about the Ouija board? I always thought it a silly/harmless game, but many feel otherwise.
Hellen, I beg your pardon. I *did* see all that laughter at the bottom of your post above 
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hjw
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posted on December 20, 2001 04:59:14 PM new
Pat,
I knew you would. ROTFL!
Helen
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