posted on July 5, 2002 08:34:43 AM new
Tommorrow, July 6, is GW Bush's birthday. How do you intend to celebrate it?
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Reality is a serious condition brought on by a lack of alcohol in the system
posted on July 5, 2002 11:00:58 AM new
We're all pretty sure by now what he would most like to have but there's not enough time to completely change our entire form of government overnight, even though it seems like it. We could maybe start off a grassroots petition to indefinitely suspend elections as a token of our faith and loyalty.
posted on July 5, 2002 11:19:11 AM new
We can promise to become like lemmings and meekly follow without question until the nuclear winter destroys us all.
posted on July 5, 2002 12:15:28 PM new
I'm going to celebrate it with my new George Bush Toilet Paper. After I install it, I intend on eating plenty of beans and prunes.