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 profe51
 
posted on December 6, 2003 10:49:00 PM
...or soldiers, I'm not sure which:

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed
on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new
game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the
pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly
along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their
heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn
around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite
direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the
paper reports "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin
colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins
fall over gently onto their backs.
-- Audobon Society Magazine

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 fenix03
 
posted on December 6, 2003 11:16:42 PM
ROFL!!! Thanks for laugh Profe, I needed it!
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
 
 kcpick4u
 
posted on December 7, 2003 04:16:28 AM
Can you blame them? How would you like to be a bird that can't fly.

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on December 7, 2003 05:30:22 AM


Lol! Maybe they can't fly but they can dance!


 
 kcpick4u
 
posted on December 7, 2003 03:09:24 PM
News to me. I have heard of the Cincinnati Dancing Pigs, but no dancing penguins.

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on December 7, 2003 04:27:42 PM

Penguins are cool guys!

They walk barefoot, spread their wings
And they love their penguin dance.



 
 BEAR1949
 
posted on December 7, 2003 07:52:47 PM
Must have been democratic penguins.






"Another plague upon the land, as devastating as the locusts God loosed on the Egyptians, is "Political Correctness.'" --Charlton Heston
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on December 8, 2003 07:04:42 PM
Cute story, profe.
 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on December 8, 2003 07:15:14 PM
profe- I WANT the video of that! That is too funny!


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 profe51
 
posted on December 8, 2003 08:51:26 PM
Near, me too
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