posted on August 12, 2004 01:49:38 PM
> JOB APPLICATION
> NAME: John Kerry
> RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth
> multi-millions.
>
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA
> and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered
> Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion,
> thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
>
> MILITARY:
> I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from
> the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the
> attending doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane
> Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam
> vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby
> killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in
> protest. Or did I? My book, 'Vietnam Veterans Against the
> War: The New Soldier' shows how I really feel about the
> military.
>
> COLLEGE:
> I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
> Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
> education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate
> with an M.B.A
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I
> have no real world experience except marrying rich women and
> running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
> As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting
> record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I
> have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by
> voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability
> to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I
> am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I
> voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan
> to help this country but I intend to raise taxes
> significantly if I am elected.
>
>
> My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush
> , that he will never catch up. I make no or little
> charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any
> voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in
> excess of $ 700 million.
>
> I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the
> U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make
> more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those
> Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of
> the jobs out of Country.
>
> Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy
> sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucketand
> Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view as we cruise on
> our yachts.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> None.
>
PERSONAL:
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.
I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckleytwin diesel yacht the
"Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
posted on August 12, 2004 06:20:43 PMPLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
I have....and that's why I'm voting for President Bush to be re-elected.
By the way...I'm just a little curious about a couple of things.
How much does it cost you to heat and cool 7-8 homes while you're not even in them - and the extra luxuries that those homes might have...like spas, saunas, pools, horse stables, etc?
Are all the employees who care for your many homes members of a union? I assume they ALL have the best health insurance plans that are available.
How many gallons of gasoline does it take to fill up your yacht?
How many gallons to fuel up your private jet?
Do they and all your SUV's get good gas mileage? After all...we're being environmentally conservative here...aren't we?
Being there are only two of you, how do you reconcile these excesses of material possessions and the resources they consume, in relationship to your environmental positions?
How about since you and your wife are so extremely wealthy....you pay for all the programs you're promising to those who will vote for you. I'd like my taxes not to be raised any more than they already are - I think I'm already paying more than my fair share.
