stopwhining
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posted on October 2, 2004 08:48:27 AM
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous."
Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.
-sig file -------Life is one big happy 'All You Can Eat' buffet .
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Linda_K
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posted on October 2, 2004 09:11:27 AM
ROFL - Very good.
Yes....the realities of being married. That's one reason I think some couples prefer having their own bedrooms and bathrooms [if they can afford it]. Won't keep them from 'being together' or spending the night in one another's bedrooms but does help with issues like this. 
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 2, 2004 09:49:11 AM
Hey Stop... didn't you forget the other half?
When it's a woman thinking about marriage.. they send over a hairy back, pot bellied, beer guzzling, guy in Bermuda shorts, black knee socks and sandals, farting on every second step, and saying " Just A little kiss for you Hillary"!!
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stopwhining
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posted on October 2, 2004 09:51:56 AM
most houses these days have 2-3 bathrooms,so his and hers should be no problem.
-sig file -------Life is one big happy 'All You Can Eat' buffet .
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yellowstone
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posted on October 2, 2004 03:02:31 PM
Stopwhining
Is this kinda what you mean, something like this?? Leastwise, this image does it for me, scare me.
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yeager
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posted on October 2, 2004 04:28:55 PM
There is a new song on the country charts. I don't really know the name of it, but one of the lines of it says......
How can you kiss her lips at night when she chews you ass out all day long?
Bigots are miserable people.  Prevent Bigotry through Education.
Work to keep Church and State separate! http://www.au.org/site/PageServer
This long time republican is voting for John Kerry!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 2, 2004 04:44:54 PM
Internet Romance anyone? LOL
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Twelvepole
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posted on October 2, 2004 04:57:31 PM
Crowfart and her "husband" meeting for the first time...
LOL
AIN'T LIFE GRAND... 
Re-Elect President Bush... the only true choice.
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logansdad
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posted on October 2, 2004 05:03:48 PM
Oh look it is the woman hating bigot Archie Bunker that chimed in.
DICK CHENEY SUPPORTS MY RELATIONSHIP: People ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to
Let's have a BBQ, Texas style, ROAST BUSH
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YOU CAN'T HAVE BULLSH** WITH OUT BUSH.
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yeager
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posted on October 2, 2004 05:08:52 PM
twelve,
What grade are you in anyway?
Bigots are miserable people. Prevent Bigotry through Education.
Work to keep Church and State separate! http://www.au.org/site/PageServer
President Bush... the only true choice for more failed policies.
This long time republican is voting for John Kerry!
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