posted on October 22, 2004 09:51:08 PM
Your new name....
Sometimes when you have a stressful
day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose...Follow the instructions to find your funny
name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....
Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = freakin
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = stupid
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = fancy
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = idiot
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
fancyshorts.
Go figure.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.
posted on October 22, 2004 10:02:45 PM
Crow Farm is now to be known as Gooberdiapertushie I guess it means that her diaper is filled with goobers and she needs to be changed.
