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 rustygumbo
  		posted on October 25, 2004 04:24:31 PM new
You should vote for George Bush if

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

You've ever called education a luxury.

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

You're afraid of the liberal media."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.

You confuse Lenin with Lennon.


[ edited by rustygumbo on Oct 25, 2004 04:26 PM ]
 
 kraftdinner
  		posted on October 25, 2004 05:13:07 PM new
I bet the righties here are squinting and rolling their eyes, thinking 'so?'.

 
 parklane64
  		posted on October 25, 2004 06:53:37 PM new
This is funny.

I do have a couple of questions. Why aren't contributions to the pentagon tax deductible? Where can I get that great Ollie North bumper sticker? And anyone can tell Bert and Ernie are made for each other, can't they?

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Matthew 19:24
 
 stonecold613
  		posted on October 26, 2004 04:38:44 AM new
It is this Bert and Ernie. No. It's John Kerry.






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http://www.rense.com/general51/dump.htm



Democrats support anyone but Kerry in 2004.
 
 cherishedclutter
  		posted on October 26, 2004 08:28:24 AM new
That Hootie and the Blowfish thing is just wrong. Everybody knows it was the black guy on the Lawrence Welk show that proved there's no more racism in America!

 
 maggiemuggins
  		posted on October 26, 2004 08:53:06 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Oct 28, 2004 08:12 PM ]
 
 yeager
  		posted on October 26, 2004 09:29:09 PM new
Stoned,

You forgot to mention that your bible thumping friend Jerry Falwell was the one who made an ass of himself calling the purple Twinky Winky GAY. What a nut case.

Maggie, Isn't chicken hawk a term used for older gay men searching for younger gay men.


Bigots are miserable people. Prevent Bigotry through Education.

Work to keep Church and State separate! http://www.au.org/site/PageServer

President Bush... the only true choice for more failed policies.

This long time republican is voting for John Kerry!
 
 maggiemuggins
  		posted on October 26, 2004 10:34:46 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Oct 28, 2004 08:13 PM ]
 
 Twelvepole
  		posted on October 27, 2004 05:01:27 AM new
So you're saying you're a chicken hawk yeager and that remark is reserved for you and your "friends"


Interesting...


If you want continued strength in leadership, vote President Bush... you want some lying traitor... vote for kerry...



AIN'T LIFE GRAND...

Re-Elect President Bush... the only true choice.
 
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