posted on November 17, 2004 01:19:46 PM
Now that the Boomer generation is getting ...um... older, it's time to help them realize that there are certain combinations of things that just don't go together in today's fashion world. Boomers are strongly urged to avoid the following:
* Nose rings and bifocals.
* Spiked hair and bald spots.
* Pierced tongues and dentures.
* Miniskirts and support hose.
* Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
* Speedos and cellulite.
* Belly button rings and gall bladder surgery scars.
* Unbuttoned disco shirts and heart monitors.
* Midriff shirts and a midriff bulges.
* Bikinis and liver spots.
* Short shorts and varicose veins.
* Inline skates and walkers.
And, very importantly:
* Thongs and Depends.
Avoid tragedy! Send the link to this page to a Boomer you love today.
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posted on November 17, 2004 04:34:51 PM
By all means- Avoid Speedos avec cellulite!.. (shudder)
How long do you think it will take before we see Depends in a thong?
I've already seen midriff shirts and midriff bulges, nose ring and bifocals, short shorts and varicose veins and a pierced tongue with dentures. Three of these were on the same person (she weighed in at at least 250)!...(shudder!)
