posted on February 24, 2005 07:18:37 PM
A blonde decides to try horseback riding,
even though she has had no lessons or
prior experience.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and
the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,
but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side
of the horse anyway.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde
attempts to leap away from the horse and
throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup,
she
is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere
moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the
horse.
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