posted on April 21, 2005 02:53:53 PM
Apologies in advance to any Oklahomans here, hey I lived there too!
GOT TO LOVE OKLAHOMA
A guy from Oklahoma passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Oklahoma hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if an Oklahoma redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
age in Oklahoma to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Oklahoma?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Oklahoma. . If it had been invented anywhere else, it
would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Oklahoma State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-35
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Oklahoma State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Oklahoma burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Oklahoma. When a couple
gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
posted on April 21, 2005 03:20:30 PM
you sure you didnt get this mixed up with Kentucky???
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on April 22, 2005 09:07:33 AM
Classic, this can apply to Kentucky also
(hey I was in KY a long time ago! your right, it should be Oklhahoma/Kentucky LOL! )
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