maggiemuggins
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posted on May 6, 2005 07:45:19 PM
How many of you feel the same way I do about Sex... I think it is highly over rated... and quite frankly after a certain age..it becomes really quite rude.
Sex was great when we were young, when our marriages were young... when our bodies were young.. but c'mon after you've done it every which way and then some.. over and over again... ho hum... it's like... just get it over with...
Now, men on the other hand.. seem to never tire of it...
I'll take a good book any night.. c'mon all you honest grandma's am I right or am I right..
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crowfarm
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posted on May 6, 2005 07:50:26 PM
Sheesh Maggie, you ARE bored! C'mon girlie, you can't be that down !
Ya, a good book is great but not ALL the time!
Ya, haven't tried it in the backyard have ya ? No, you haven't and that could spice it up a little.
Kitchen table. Parking lot in daylight.
With Sean Connery.
Call him.
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crowfarm
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posted on May 6, 2005 07:52:58 PM
Maggie, I'm sorry but no more posting tonight...I'm going to bed.
All that garage saling and wine does me in............
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maggiemuggins
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posted on May 6, 2005 07:57:27 PM
Me too Crow... time for a good book! LOL
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stopwhining
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posted on May 6, 2005 08:40:12 PM
I am sorry girls,you are just not getting that sensation down there,thats why you dont see what is the big fuss no more!!!
It is not the body or the age,i know a 68 years old woman who is always looking for more sex.
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Eat grass,kick ass,never go belly up!
[ edited by stopwhining on May 6, 2005 08:41 PM ]
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yellowstone
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posted on May 6, 2005 09:08:47 PM
i know a 68 years old woman who is always looking for more sex
I shudder to think WHAT will happen when she reaches 69. Whew, no thank you, I don't need that vision in my head.
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fenix03
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posted on May 6, 2005 10:10:19 PM
Personally - I still enjoy but that may just be me. I was with a friend this morning running some errands and Jackson Browne's Rosie came on the radio. She's just over a bad breakup and was insisting that all men are dogs and here's the proof of it. Here is this guy who has a girl and is singing that he's upset that he's stuck with her and not getting a piece of one of the groupies. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. It took me forever to be able to stop long enough to explain that the song is about masterbation and that "Rosie" is his hand.
Rosie - Jackson Browne
She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn’t hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show
Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away
But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie
Well I guess I might have known from the start
She’d come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I’ve been burned
By now you’d think I’d have learned
That it’s who you look like
Not who you are
But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
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classicrock000
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posted on May 6, 2005 10:20:16 PM
"How many of you feel the same way I do about Sex... I think it is highly over rated... and quite frankly after a certain age..it becomes really quite rude."
ONLY WOMEN WHO SUCK IN BED SAY THAT
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
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yellowstone
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posted on May 6, 2005 10:26:17 PM
'ONLY WOMEN WHO SUCK IN BED SAY THAT'
.....and some even swallow.
Considering what the thread topic is, perhaps you should rephrase that.
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WashingtoneBayer
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posted on May 7, 2005 04:42:39 AM
I am curious if the husband feels the same way?
I know I wouldn't and would divorce her.
Yellow you mean there are women out there who actually swallow? I thought it was myth.
Ron
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classicrock000
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posted on May 7, 2005 04:59:41 AM
lol yellow yer right 
Ron-a myth??? LOL what kind of chicks you've been dating???
Women in the state of Washington dont swallow?? well Ron all I can say is......
SUCKS TO BE YOU(no pun intended)
hey magster...maybe ya need some viagra<snicker>
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
[ edited by classicrock000 on May 7, 2005 05:04 AM ]
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WashingtoneBayer
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:08:58 AM
Date? You mean you have to actually date?
Oh.
Ron
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maggiemuggins
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:12:05 AM
Well, it's plain to see that this topic isn't going to be taken seriously..
There is nothing wrong with me and I do know what sex is all about. I believe the true test of love is if the love is there when the sex is not. Like Ron said, he'd divorce the person if she felt that way. Why? Do you only love your spouse for the sex? If she had an accident where she couldn't have sex with you, would you dump her?
I'm not saying that someone should withhold sex from their spouse if their partner still desires sex..
I guess what I am saying is that we are living way longer than what we were originally designed to... and our sexual drive was for a reason...whether you want to believe it or not... for procreation of the species...Now, we are living 40 years beyond our reproduction age and I don't believe 70+ year old's were meant to be humping, bumping, and grinding ...with brittle bones, weak hearts etc..
So, it isn't natural and it is silly.. jmho
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popnrock
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:17:11 AM
I have been single for five years now. Sometimes it's great and other times it sux.
I had to learn all about dating again....
One thing that was new to me was the "married guy". They all have the same story to tell me.
"my wife isn't interested". Come on, once a women get married, they are no longer interested in sex?
They will dangle carrots in front of me to get me to play with them (vacations, cars, jewelry) My answer is always no. Why in the world would I want to be with a married guy?
So does the line "my wife isn't interested anymore" ever work on someone? Are married women not interest in sex anymore?
xoxox
Miss J
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classicrock000
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:31:40 AM
" Do you only love your spouse for the sex? If she had an accident where she couldn't have sex with you, would you dump her?"
Of course not,but its up to her and her duty to find a replacement
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
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crowfarm
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:32:59 AM
popnrock, when a guy says his wife isn't interested anymore he really means she's probably bored to death with his boring appraoch to sex...the same thing over and over...his inattention UNLESS he wants sex and the fact that most women hold down a job, take care of him and her OTHER children, keep the house clean, cook the meals, remember HIS parents birthdays and are often just too tired to have sex.
Becoming a wife doesn't automatically mean you lose interest in sex. Becoming a slave does.
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classicrock000
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:37:24 AM
"the fact that most women hold down a job, take care of him and her OTHER children, keep the house clean, cook the meals, remember HIS parents birthdays and are often just too tired to have sex."
well...the guy is to blame for this.Thats what he gets when hes married to some pansy ass b*tch
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
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Linda_K
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:40:39 AM
LOL classic - You're soooo bad.
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I think the fact that some elderly are still VERY interested in having sex is wonderful!! Promising...and gives hope to us younger ones. My Aunt and Uncle, married 72 years....STILL have sex.....not in the same way they did when in their 50's....but sex none-the-less. It's because they're still emotionally connected and that. imo, plays a big part in any sexual relationship.
Married men who are 'out looking' aren't working on their relationships at home and just using the 'she won't have sex with me' routine as one of many excuses they use to cheat.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:45:45 AM
Well.. I guess I am a minority of one on this topic..
hmmmm..maybe it's all in the genes..and that's genes, Classic, not jeans...
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yellowstone
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posted on May 7, 2005 08:57:19 AM
Yea well, the gene-pool could use a little chlorine and as far as your 'jeans' goes, maybe you should try wearing a dress instead because your jeans only show how fat your ass is.
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Linda_K
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:00:33 AM
yellowstone - That SO reminded me of the commercial where the husband's sitting at the table reading, his back to the doorway where is wife is standing. She comes throught the door and asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"...without a moments hestitation AND without even looking...he answers, "YES." L0L cracked me up....then the commercial goes on to say something along the line of....instead of sleeping on the couch tonight...
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yellowstone
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:08:24 AM
I love that commercial too. Without even thinking, this poor, dumb, bastard puts his head in the noose. I can see some of my Brothers saying that to their wives. But then what'd she expect asking a loaded question like that??
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maggiemuggins
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:21:17 AM
Careful..Yellow.. your intelligence is showing again..
And if anyone needs the bleach it would be you for we all know where you get your sex from... the latest lap dance you paid for and rosy palm constitutes your entire love life...ha ha ha.. loser!
Linda, I enjoy that commercial too.. but it really makes men look a tad stupid, don't you think.
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crowfarm
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:28:42 AM
No, linduh's not nasty but she sure supports those nasty posters:
yellowstone
posted on May 7, 2005 08:57:19 AM
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Yea well, the gene-pool could use a little chlorine and as far as your 'jeans' goes, maybe you should try wearing a dress instead because your jeans only show how fat your ass is.
Linda_K
posted on May 7, 2005 09:00:33 AM
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yellowstone - That SO reminded me of the commercial where the husband's sitting at the table reading, his back to the doorway where is wife is standing. She comes throught the door and asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"...without a moments hestitation AND without even looking...he answers, "YES." L0L cracked me up....then the commercial goes on to say something along the line of....instead of sleeping on the couch tonight... ""
How clever of her to use yellow's post
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yellowstone
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:29:01 AM
Ahhhh Maggie, I see that you and Crowfarm have developed a new way to attack me. Well, sorry Chunkypants but it isn't going to work. Do you like my new pet name for you??
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crowfarm
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:33:09 AM
AAAwww he's being picked on...poor baby!
Hey yellow, got the scoop on Al Francken yet?
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Linda_K
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:38:48 AM
But then what'd she expect asking a loaded question like that??
Well...if he's one of the husband's we're discussing who go outside their marriage for sex because the wife's not putting out....his answer to her could be the reason she's not doing so.
Women like being reassured their man stills find them attractive....and the man who's smart enough to know that will have a willing wife until he dies.
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yellowstone
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:40:55 AM
Bring it on but do try to be a little more cleaver in your posts to me, will ya.
Al Francken scoop?
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maggiemuggins
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:44:12 AM
chunkypants? LOL.. obviously you didn't see the picture I posted of myself, Yellow...
that insult will only work on Fatties! lol..try again hairy palms!
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yellowstone
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posted on May 7, 2005 09:49:56 AM
I saw BOTH pictures you posted of yourself, Maggie. The before at 30 and the now at ? You sure did let yourself go didn't you, too many late nights with chocolate, huh.
I'd be willing to bet that the real reason that you don't want sex anymore is because you are fridgid and can't even have an orgasm. I'll bet you don't even know what an orgasm really is.
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