posted on June 24, 2005 07:23:21 PM new
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating
for over a year, and decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts,
and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock,
and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
posted on June 24, 2005 08:51:06 PM new
Washingtonebayer..Ron.. I want to get something very clear.. I am warning you right now..nipping it in the bud, so to speak.. that I don't intend to take this kind of disrespectful posting from you...you may have got away with it here on the RT with others, but I won't tolerate it.. do you hear?
You have been warned...If you choose to post this kind of disrespectful smut..please in future note that it isn't intended for my delicate eyes..if you don't mind..
Now.. if you decide to post as an adult and in a respectful manner.. I will respond in like manner..if not..well.. as I said you have been warned..
posted on June 24, 2005 10:34:41 PM new
Well,finally Lindak appreciates good humor, there's hope for you yet old girl.
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Jun 24, 2005 10:45 PM ]
posted on June 25, 2005 04:16:59 AM new
That was funny, Ron, although if it were a true story I'd be running away from that family as fast as possible.
posted on June 25, 2005 06:08:31 AM newWell,finally Lindak appreciates good humor, there's hope for you yet old girl.
Is that because this sort of thing happens all the time in the South?
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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President George Bush: "Over time the truth will come out."
President George Bush: "Our people are going to find out the truth, and the truth will say that this intelligence was good intelligence. There's no doubt in my mind."
Bush was right. The truth did come out and the facts are he misled Congress and the American people about the reasons we should go to war in Iraq.
posted on June 25, 2005 07:56:25 AM newWell,finally Lindak appreciates good humor, there's hope for you yet old girl.
Is that because this sort of thing happens all the time in the South?
No, Logans, I was referring to my little satire of Ron's entrance speech here on the RT...
Did you read my post to him about his joke?
I was taking the same posture as he presented to Crow when he first arrived..and making fun of it..Sheesh...people..I thought you all got me by now..
Then Lindak popped in with her ROFlmho.. so again I was being sarcastic...insinuating that she liked my satire....
Well.. now with all this splaining..it sure took the stuffing out of it all.
But...as far as your question goes Logans...I guess, I'd have to answer that I believe if this kind of thing really does happen...I'm willing to bet it isn't exclusive to the Southern population!
posted on June 25, 2005 09:01:52 AM new
Glad to see that you can take a little teasing too, Ron! Maggie
edited to add... I was on Vacation when you first posted.. and I thought you sounded like you had a broom stick up your butt.. but I see now if you do, it's at least a flexible one!
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Jun 25, 2005 09:04 AM ]
posted on June 25, 2005 11:38:42 AM new thanks Krafty!
Lindak.. do you have a reading comprehension problem like old Libra? Since you obviously missed my post.. let me pull a Lindak and repeat it and bold it for you.. LOL
And once again Lindak only takes portions of one's original post to twist it and form it so it fits her agenda, you really are getting quite a bad reputation for doing this Lindak..
Lindak posts: insinuating that she liked my satire....
You were WRONG, once again, ol' narcissistic one. I was laughing at Ron's story.
What I posted and what Lindak chose to format was:Then Lindak popped in with her ROFlmho so again I was being sarcastic,insinuating that she liked my satire....
She's up to her old tricks again, but we are all on to her by now.. Lindak you're nothing but a joke.
posted on June 25, 2005 01:25:29 PM new
Maggie, I wasn't try to poke fun at you in anyway. My post was to insinuate Linda found a joke funny because she was familiar with the story since it was one of those things that happens in the South.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
----------------------------------
President George Bush: "Over time the truth will come out."
President George Bush: "Our people are going to find out the truth, and the truth will say that this intelligence was good intelligence. There's no doubt in my mind."
Bush was right. The truth did come out and the facts are he misled Congress and the American people about the reasons we should go to war in Iraq.
posted on June 25, 2005 01:50:44 PM new
LOL..Logans.. I thought you were referring to me because I live in the South! (Mississippi)..
And I might add.. you are always "spot on" with your posts..I've noticed you've been giving Lindak a good spanking almost daily lately! You'd think by the way she keeps coming back for more.. that she must secretly like getting paddled!
posted on June 25, 2005 07:21:26 PM new
No maggie....only goes to prove, once again, that you don't know what you're talking about...that's all. Truth? hahaha You obviously can't tell truth from your own fantasies.
posted on June 25, 2005 07:59:45 PM new
Lindak it's well known that you lie and use partial posts of others as you did in this instance with mine..it's there for all to read.. as you have done often to Kiara, Helen, Crow, Peepa, Cheryl,Kraft, Logans,Rusty,etc.etc..or just about everyone who disagrees with you.
Do you honestly think we don't all know your sneaky little ways by now?
As you have been told over and over again here on the RT.. your credibility is zilch..you are nothing but a joke and not to be taken seriously..so keep flapping your jaws and continue with your lies and nonsense...
I'll bet, like Pinocchio..that nose of yours must be a whopper by now with all the lies you tell!
By the way, just out of curiosity..was there ever a time here on the Rt.. when people actually liked you? Or were you always this unpopular? Don't you ever feel uncomfortable knowing how many of us here really dislike you? Just curious..LOL
posted on June 25, 2005 08:17:43 PM new
Here's a superior example, from another thread, on linduh twisting , grinding, chewing up and just plain lying about another post....pure hatred...
"""But I know saddam not being in power is upsetting to you, helen....your hero...the one you fought so hard to leave in power has been removed. The U.S. is winning this war as much as that pains you. ""
Now, is that not the imaginings of a sick , twisted brain ?
[ edited by crowfarm on Jun 25, 2005 08:18 PM ]
posted on June 25, 2005 08:39:28 PM newYou and kiara must be members of the same 'club'....the "it's all about me club"....
I seldom discuss myself here, it's never once about me.... so Linda_k built a twisted fantasy in her tiny, close-minded brain. It's the only way she can relate... sends her into a rage each time and then her temper tantrums follow.
Maggie is funny and getting attention so Linda_k is jealous.
posted on June 25, 2005 09:04:53 PM new
Remember Linda Tripp? She worked for the Bush administration before she went to work for the Clinton administration..right? She was registered as an Independent..right? And she hated Bill Clinton with a purple passion right? And she was a snitch, right? And she pretended to buddy up with Monica when she thought she could use her for her own agenda right? Naw...couldn't be..LOL...ha ha ha...silly me..
