posted on August 19, 2000 11:21:55 PM new
This is the auction of the century. Never has there been an opportunity quite like this. For a limited time, and I mean LIMITED...you have a chance to bid on this 100% authentic Grandma. She was born in the early 1900's. She has lived through 2 World wars and the Clinton Presidency. She loves cleaning house and picking up after people. Accessories included: 2 pairs of Dentures 1 Quilt 1 Set of old lady clothes 1 pair of glasses 3 bottles of foot ointment 1 Rocking Chair Your grandma will come wraped in jumbo bubble wrap, in a crate that doubles as a wooden coffin when she dies. We are so sure you will be happy with your grandma that we will throw in an extra pair of dentures. THATS NO TYPO! a free pair of dentures, but only for a limited time. If for any reason you are not happy with your grandma, just return her within 30 days for a full money back gurantee. If price goes beyond $500 shipping and handling is free. Otherwise shipping and handling is $19.95. Ý Warning: Grandma is known to spout profanity at times, and does get cranky if not given her medicene (note: medicene is not included) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bidding Grandma for Sale - MUST SEE!!! (Item #69987688)
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posted on August 19, 2000 11:24:12 PM new
Hurry up and buy the remainder of my current pack of cigarettes... they're going fast... I'm smoking them right now... they're Parliament Lights in a box. Right now there's fourteen in here, but I'm not about to quit smoking, so time is limited. NO RESERVE! Checks and Money Orders are fine. Buyer pays three dollars and fifty cents shipping.
posted on August 19, 2000 11:27:05 PM new
You are bidding on... Francis D. Cornworth's Virginity
(Iconclast on Efnet IRC)
Hi! My name is Franics. I just turned 17 and I'm going into my Senior year in High School. I decided I'd like to lose my virginity. I figured with the latest eBay craze, I'd see exactly how much I could get for my virginity. Bidding on me will start at $10. I bet you want to know some information about me now!
As I previously stated, I'm seventeen years old.
I am...
a virgin
in the top 5% of my class and am a standing member of the National Honor Society
the president of my school's computer & A/V clubs
Lead trumpet in jazz band
a proud completer of 400 community service hours, last year alone
I think I am desirable if I can find the right woman (or man, I'm willing to experiment.)
I live in Miami, FL. If you live in Florida, I could probably meet you halfway up to Orlando in my 1990 Honda Civic Hatchback. Otherwise, you'll have to arrange to meet me.
Please, no women or men over 60. If you know you carry an STD, please do not bid.
Thank you for participating in my little experiment. I intend to make good on any qualifying bids.
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On 07/27/99 at 23:01:03 PDT, seller added the following information:
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