posted on September 20, 2005 08:06:54 AM
The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.
George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there..... heck, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."
posted on September 20, 2005 08:10:05 AM
Note that George is always thinking like a crook. $1000 bills??? Must be nice having a counterfeit money maker in the oval office.
posted on September 20, 2005 08:55:05 AM
The $1000.00 Bill although withdrawn for circulation was never demonitized and remains legal tender as does the $500.
[ edited by davebraun on Sep 20, 2005 08:55 AM ]
posted on September 20, 2005 02:12:25 PM
Clinton had to have a great sence of humor passing his job onto George Bush 2. When given the job as President, Clinton cleaned up the National Debt Bush 1 left the country. Clinton even gave Bush 2 a surplus that Bush twos CON-servative form of government blew and turned into a hugh National Debt that generations of Americans are stuck with.
WE ALL REMEMBER BUSH 2 SAYING HE WAS GOING TO CUT HIS FIRST TERMS NATIONAL DEBT IN HALF IF ELECTED TO A SECOND TERM.
OF COURSE THAT PROMISE TURNED OUT TO BE JUST ANOTHER OF COUNTLESS LIES MADE BY BUSH 2 AND HIS CON-SERVATIVE FORM OF GOVERNMENT.
