posted on September 20, 2005 04:57:24 PM new
Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the heck? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
Tell me, what could be wrong about that picture?
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.
Why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
Hey, I could go along with that, but only if the male cabin attendants came from Chippendales and, after stripping, wore tiny speedos while serving us.
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