posted on October 18, 2005 10:34:16 PM new
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD). This disease is
contracted through dangerous high-risk behavior. The disease is called
Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced gonna re-elect him) Many victims have
contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite
of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with
Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: anti-social
personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct
messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme
cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravo; uncontrolled
facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward
creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for
categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington, D.C.. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.
posted on October 19, 2005 11:39:02 AM new
I'm really surprised the CDC only just caught on as this has been around for a few years, with the majority showing full blown symptoms of the disease. I'm afraid it might be too late for some here, Dave. (Not mentioning any names like Washingtonebayer or anyone.)
