Bear1949
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posted on October 31, 2005 08:59:55 AM new
Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-glazed energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy oh boy, did we go around and around! Just
because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid.
So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year - namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.
There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up. I have not heard anything back.
Guess I won that stupid argument...
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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carolinetyler
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posted on October 31, 2005 09:10:42 AM new
I'm going to have to use that one! LOL
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 Caroline
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 10:18:06 AM new
I don't know why but this one reminded me of Maggie. 
An attractive young blonde woman had finished taking golf lessons from
the Club Pro. She had just started playing her first round of
golf when she suffered a pissant sting. The pain was so intense that
she decided to return to the clubhouse.
Her Golf Pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are
you back so early? What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a pissant," was her reply.
"Where?" he asked.
"Between the first and second hole." she said
He nodded and said: "Then your stance is too wide"
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Bear1949
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:11:20 AM new
Don't you know Maggie is a redhead...at least thats what is says on the Miss Clarol box...
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:18:31 AM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 08:42 PM ]
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:21:13 AM new
I thought she was a strawberry blonde!
Here's another blonde joke;
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a time or 2."
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Bear1949
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:24:44 AM new
So your telling us too kiss your butt? Didn't think you hair was that long..
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:26:21 AM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 08:43 PM ]
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:26:37 AM new
Whoa Maggie, come here and sit on my lap NOW and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:32:53 AM new
'and besides it's my halloween cosutme..for tonight'
So you're going as the Tripple Nippled Woman??? 
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Bear1949
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:33:11 AM new
Watch out Pii, she'll cheat on you like she did on me..
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:36:23 AM new
Heck Bear, are you kidding me.....i'd cheat on her too..........ohhhhhh Krafty!!!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:37:16 AM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 08:43 PM ]
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:42:19 AM new
I can't wait for you to make an ass out of yourself. LOL
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Bear1949
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posted on October 31, 2005 11:47:08 AM new
So Maggie if that is your Haloween costume, what is Mr Maggie wearing?
No, don't tell me. Your going to strip him naked except for a set of roller skates and tell everyone he's a "pull toy".
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 12:04:03 PM new
Maggie, i do have to say thank you for reposting that picture of your twins.
That took guts to do. Most of the women in here are too chicken to post a picture of themselves at all.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 31, 2005 12:10:53 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 08:44 PM ]
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WashingtoneBayer
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posted on October 31, 2005 12:13:22 PM new
Sweet, I seen the picture yesterday.
I must say you seem more endowed than I pictured from that witch costume.
Ron
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 12:16:16 PM new
'somebody's slow on the delete button today'
I can just imagine what's going on in the Vendio offices right about now. They're saying Hey you guys gotta come see this! 
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 31, 2005 12:21:01 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 08:44 PM ]
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Linda_K
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posted on October 31, 2005 12:29:40 PM new
I was just thinking that maggie. Wondering if our old helen was going to come in here and scold you for being 'tawdy'....like she has others.
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Ron...the heavier a woman gets...the bigger her breasts, rear, whatever become. That might account for the 'partial' picture...who we believe is of maggie.
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Bear1949
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posted on October 31, 2005 12:30:39 PM new
Well its gone now Maggie but thats OK. Think I'll make a screen saver out of it.
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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classicrock000
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posted on October 31, 2005 05:16:19 PM new
"No Ron, I've always been all titsandass but just more so as I've become an old woman"
and as she gets older,its more ass then t*ts.....
classicrock000<<-------------running
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Beauty is only a light switch away
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dblfugger9
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posted on October 31, 2005 06:26:14 PM new
.. Wondering if our old helen was going to come in here and scold you for being 'tawdy'....like she has others...
That would be tawdry,Linda
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Helenjw
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posted on October 31, 2005 06:31:49 PM new
Lookie Old Linda
Reeeeealy Neeeeeds another cat fight!
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Helenjw
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posted on October 31, 2005 06:46:41 PM new
The dizzy old bat is looking for Helen when Helen is not here. Should I be flattered?
Just call my name and I'll be there.
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Bear1949
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posted on October 31, 2005 07:06:57 PM new
Thats alright Helen, I snapped this pic of you leaving for the party.
http://www.uploadyourimages.com/img/331217sexywitch.jpg
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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piinthesky
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posted on October 31, 2005 07:16:55 PM new
DAAAAAMN Bear, helen's so ugly that even her costume rejected her. I'll have to rethink that trick that i talked about getting from her and i don't even want a treat from her either.
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Bear1949
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posted on October 31, 2005 07:42:01 PM new
All I could think of is "poor pumpkins".
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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Helenjw
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posted on October 31, 2005 08:23:03 PM new
I'm surprised that you felt the need to post that, Bear. But I understand that you were trying your best to do something in support of your friend, Linda and I understand that this was the very best that you could do with your available resources. I'm sure that Linda will appreciate your effort, Bear.
And Piinthesky, I am sure that linda is the kind of individual who will appreciate your comment.
[ edited by Helenjw on Oct 31, 2005 08:24 PM ]
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