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 profe51
 
posted on November 8, 2005 08:01:19 PM new

Up to over 100 bucks, better get your bid in.

The narrative makes generous mention of lice, snot, drunkenness, bad breath, torture, urine, “turds,” armpits, arm hair, neck hair, pubic hair, pus, boils, and blood (regular and menstrual). One passage goes, “At length he walked around to the deer’s head and, reaching into his pants, struggled for a moment and then pulled out his penis. He began to piss in the snow just in front of the deer’s nostrils.”

From the book:

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.

Bunni, you better grab this one for your library...god knows how many Republicans are gonna be wanting to check it out, what with Uncle Scooter being famous and all.

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Apprentice-by-Lewis-Scooter-Libby-1996_W0QQitemZ8350105307QQcategoryZ377QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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 classicrock000
 
posted on November 8, 2005 08:06:53 PM new
ya mean like the Bill Clinton book "my life"(like anyone really gives a rats ass)




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 logansdad
 
posted on November 8, 2005 08:09:48 PM new
More gooding reading from the party of morals and family values:

http://www.rageagainsttheright.com/2005/11/mmmmright-wing-porn.html


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 profe51
 
posted on November 8, 2005 08:16:21 PM new
struggled for a moment,...

I'm betting this is autobiographical on Uncle Scooter's part...
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 profe51
 
posted on November 8, 2005 08:17:05 PM new
"I know it's in here somewhere...."
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 Bear1949
 
posted on November 8, 2005 08:46:10 PM new
Didn't know LD's nickname was Uncle Scooter?


I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
 
 
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