posted on November 10, 2005 06:18:14 PM new
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 - 9:30AM
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's azz out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pizzed-off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pizz-ants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any moment now," said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to five Marines to control the dissidents. The general admitted that five Marines may be overkill, but he wanted to get things under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he might have a hard time finding even one Marine anxious to help those ungrateful basards out for a third time, but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they left on maternity leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them, lest they stand out.
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
posted on November 10, 2005 11:42:41 PM new
That's a joke?
That's the same kind of planning the bush administration did for Iraq.
And now the "3 week cake walk" has killed over 2,000 Americans and UNCOUNTED Iraqis.
posted on November 11, 2005 03:48:30 PM newStupid NEOCON humor at its best from one of the DUMBEST NEOCONS.
Yes this is from the one that believes in the existence of a Canadian language.
What was it they he said: Press "1" for Canadian.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on November 11, 2005 03:54:44 PM new
LD, Martin Luther King, Jr.: must have had you in mind when he saud: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
posted on November 11, 2005 07:25:12 PM new
Sounds if MLK Jr. was describing Bush and the Republican party to a tee.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on November 12, 2005 06:17:02 PM new
Germans Offer Help to France
Thursday, November 10, 2005
The news just got worse for the French today. The Germans offered military aid, saying they could have tanks and troops in Paris within 48 hours, just like they did in 1940, 1914, 1870. No problem!
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
posted on November 12, 2005 06:38:13 PM new
ROFLOL - It's just about the truth, isn't it?
The French just can't figure out what to do about all this. They too have NO SOLUTIONS....just like our democratic party. No wonder our Internationalist Liberals here were so supportive of them when they were against us. They're just alike....no solutions.
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
posted on November 12, 2005 06:56:49 PM newThe French just can't figure out what to do about all this. They too have NO SOLUTIONS
I heard "STAY THE COURSE" is a great to solution to any problem.
If the original plan is not working, keeping trying it over and over and over again. It may eventually work some day.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on November 12, 2005 06:58:22 PM new
Better yet, perhaps the French should just "press 1 for Canadian" help.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on November 13, 2005 05:59:02 AM new
" Germans Offer Help to France
Thursday, November 10, 2005
The news just got worse for the French today. The Germans offered military aid, saying they could have tanks and troops in Paris within 48 hours, just like they did in 1940, 1914, 1870. No problem!"
well there is one problem-this time they have no intention of leaving
France-they've hated us for some reason since the 2nd world war.They refused to let us fly over their country from the United Kingdom when we wanted to stop Iraq from invading Kuwait.If they did let us fly over their country,we would have never launched from Saudi Arabia-which did in turn, pisssed off that towel headed camel jockey Osama Bin Linden-which in turn the WTC would have never happened.So if you want to blame the WTC on anybody,blame it on France.Then they were one of the dirtbag countries that wouldn't back us when we wanted to invade Iraq.Okay,so other countries didn't either,but it was the reason that pissed me off.They had millions of dollars tied up with that scumbag Saddam Hussiem regime-and this was the only reason.
That being said, ya know what "classic" says?
posted on November 13, 2005 09:17:09 AM new
I agree with classic's take on France and the WTC AND the Iraq war. IF France had even a tiny bit of backbone...we might have been able to avoid going to war in Iraq. But nope....the French are famous for being spineless.
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And on this arguement about 'staying the course'...no different than what h. clinton and biden are calling for. THEY are in agreement with this President's 'stay until the job is done'. They're NOT calling for us to leave.
So...since hillary is, at this time, in top contention for the dem nomination for 2008....the dems/liberals only make themselves look like total idiots to be blaming this President's 'stay the course' on him....when their side agrees with him
That's the problem with NOT having a platform of their own.....and copying just what this administration is already doing.
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
posted on November 13, 2005 10:44:47 AM new
Well....France is certainly going to need help from someone IF they continue to piss off their own police might just decide to go on strike. They have been doing their best to deal with the 16th-17th day of rioting and the Muslims burning up everything they can.
They're just alike....no solutions.