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 Bear1949
  		posted on December 2, 2005 09:16:13 AM new
Tired of attempting to get a Human on those computer menu access phone systems?

The IVR Cheat Sheet™ by Paul English

http://paulenglish.com/ivr/


"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
 
 piinthesky
  		posted on December 2, 2005 09:29:11 AM new
Pretty cool, Bear but it doesn't say how to get a normaly English speaking person instead of a recently taught, in English person from India that speaks with a heavy, unintelligible accent.


 
 Bear1949
  		posted on December 2, 2005 09:39:54 AM new
What can I say....Ask if this is the McDonalds hotline.


"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
 
 piinthesky
  		posted on December 2, 2005 09:47:21 AM new
What really cracks me up about those oprerators from India is that when they first come on the line they intruduce themselves as Bob, Jim, Dorothy or Karen instead of their real names of Batra, Jugdish, Dutima or Kalindi.


 
 Bear1949
  		posted on December 2, 2005 09:52:42 AM new
Well in that case ask to speak to Kama Sutra.

"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
 
 piinthesky
  		posted on December 2, 2005 09:54:47 AM new
That would be a good one, i'll try that next time.



 
 hwahwa
  		posted on December 2, 2005 08:08:48 PM new
ask what is the latest movie from Bollywood!!
/ lets all stop whining !! /
 
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