piinthesky
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posted on December 9, 2005 12:52:50 PM new
Add just one sentence at a time and lets see what we end up with. Keep it nice.
Twas the night before Christmas.....
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replaymedia
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posted on December 9, 2005 12:59:40 PM new
2. ... And Wal-Mart was packed.
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Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum sonatur.
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chimpchamp
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:03:11 PM new
3...My electric scooter ran out of power.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:12:04 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Dec 9, 2005 01:44 PM ]
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dblfugger9
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:17:31 PM new
4. And dear MIL was giving out nothing but flak...
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NearTheSea
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:24:33 PM new
...so I poured myself a strong Irish Whiskey...
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dblfugger9
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:29:13 PM new
Maggie, you need to delete your post and post it after near's to make it rhyme
..and hung my fishnet stockings with care on the chimney...
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colin
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:39:40 PM new
Grabbed on to my sack!
Yes!!
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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dblfugger9
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:44:00 PM new
oh never mind. freethrow..free three shrimp...three free shrimp...free three shrimp...

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Helenjw
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:50:41 PM new
.so I poured myself a strong Irish Whiskey...
to prepare myself to deal with piinsky.
But out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
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maggiemuggins
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posted on December 9, 2005 01:51:58 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 06:56 PM ]
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dblfugger9
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posted on December 9, 2005 02:01:33 PM new
Go for it Maggie! You're screwing it up royally, but you're having fun, aintcha?
(Pi will tell you there is no right or wrong. At least you and near rhymmned without even tryin.)
So i peeked out to see ....stop whinning with a poo poo platter!
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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Dec 9, 2005 02:30 PM ]
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colin
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posted on December 9, 2005 02:36:15 PM new
Pi,
I take it you'll be editing this?
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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irked
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posted on December 9, 2005 02:39:48 PM new
When all of a sudden I got confused?
And my brain was in tatters.
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I'm making a list and checking it twice!
[ edited by irked on Dec 9, 2005 06:04 PM ]
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piinthesky
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posted on December 9, 2005 06:53:02 PM new
So i said to one and all, havin fun is all that really matters.
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LtRay
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posted on December 9, 2005 07:04:42 PM new
my house was in tatters and so was my drawers,
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replaymedia
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posted on December 9, 2005 08:50:10 PM new
The neighbors awoke from the sound of my snores!
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Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum sonatur.
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Bear1949
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posted on December 9, 2005 08:58:11 PM new
And startled Maggie into breaking out the smores.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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piinthesky
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:03:51 PM new
She had a strange look on her face because she thought she had plenty.....
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Bear1949
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:13:03 PM new
But she found the jar next to my bed was empty.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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maggiemuggins
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:14:30 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 06:56 PM ]
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piinthesky
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:17:46 PM new
She jumped out of bed when she heard a knock on the door.....
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maggiemuggins
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:19:50 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 06:57 PM ]
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Bear1949
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:23:20 PM new
And Bear found all he wanted down at the store.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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MAH645
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:25:46 PM new
Santa cried "Rudolph has diarrhea and I can't take no more"!
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Two men sit behind bars,one sees mud the other sees stars.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:28:04 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 06:57 PM ]
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piinthesky
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:30:05 PM new
With the condition Rudolph was in, Santa was in trouble.....
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Bear1949
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:32:45 PM new
Then Santa thought "I need to call DBL".
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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piinthesky
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:34:45 PM new
Rudolph said to Santa, tell her to bring her beer stein.....
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Bear1949
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posted on December 9, 2005 09:37:29 PM new
Only this time fill it with Baileys Irish Cream.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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