posted on January 18, 2006 04:29:51 PM new
Senator Ted Kennedy announced that he and his dog Splash are writing a children's book. Is Splash the best name for Ted Kennedy's dog? Isn't that a bit like Jack Abramoff naming his dog Bribe? ...
Ted Kennedy got pretty contentious, after he pointed out that Alito once belonged to a club that didn't allow women, it was discovered that Senator Kennedy also once belonged to a club that wouldn't allow women. Of course, with Kennedy those were club rules in place purely for the safety of women. ..
Ted Kennedy questioned Judge Alito's integrity when Alito was at Princeton. As you may know, Kennedy was kicked out of Harvard for cheating. So when it comes to questionable integrity in college he knows what he is talking about. ...
Jay Leno.......
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on January 18, 2006 05:12:29 PM new
And don't forget the childrens book that Bush read for five minutes after NYC and the Pentagon were being bombed.
My Pet Goat
Reviewer: Shrubby McBrain "Huh" (1600 Pinsilvaneea Ave)
I dont no about you but i get really tired of hearing Karl talk about the little democratic girl in grade skool that whooped his ass, making him want to be an upstanding vindictive republican that he is. So when Karl starts on that storee again, or Dick's wife goes on about her lesbian novel, or my good pal Bill O'Really calls to practice his fone you-know-what on Barbara, I take out my faverit book. Becuz i like goats. Scapegoats especially. Becuz i have never made a mistak. Its hard wurk being Prezidint. 'Spechilly when the drugs and alkehol havent kicked in yet. When I yell and cuss at anyone who disugrees with me i read this buk to make me feel better. Im the prezidint. I reprezent Amerika. Mishun Acomplished. This buk wuz so excitin' that I cudnt put it down. I usuly dont reed. But you problee coudnt tell. Is it time for another vacation yet? Why cant *I* be a fashion god like my FEMA pal? The wurld is so unfair. People are agins me. Thats why I like goat. And oil.
Reviewer: Cowboy Bush from Bush ranch
I just Love goats!! Why, everytime I feel lonely and when Ariel was not watching, I would sneak out to the back of my ranch house and give my favourite goat Sally a good one! That's why I only invite liberal minded people like Bandar over (no not those librulz, dummy) to mah ranch house. Funny, he refused to give it a go. Those Muslims are all the same when it comes to just letting it go once in a while. Please don't tell Laura about this or about how when I was doing it to her, I always imagine her being a sexy goat! And did I mention it? Them WMDs could be in one of them barns in mah ranch...Only me and mah goats know it and Mah goats won;t tell on me 'cos I always keep them happy!
Reviewer: GWBush (Wurshington, Dee Cee) - See all my reviews
As the publisher of Reading Mastery 2, I would like to state for the record that, contrary to rumor, the story entitled "The Pet Goat" within Reading Mastery 2 has NOT been scientifically proven to produce a condition that the medical community has termed Catatonic Stupidity (or CS, for short). CS is marked by sudden episodes of looking like an inept idiot while on camera for a period lasting a little over seven minutes in duration. Extensive study in the laboratory with Reading Mastery 2 has failed to reproduce any claims of "The Pet Goat" causing CS.
Thank for your attention.
Reviewer: Ace-of-Stars (Honolulu, Hawaii) - See all my reviews
If it's story about "The Pet Goat" was intriguing enough to hold the 43rd President of the United States spellbound for five whole minutes as our nation's crown jewel, New York City, as well as important governmental operations facilities like the Pentagon were being bombed and targeted by some Middle Eastern psychopath (who's *STILL* running free & whose name was *NOT* Saddam Hussein), then this book should be finding itself being snatched up at a rapid pace as an important piece of history, if nothing else! So why hasn't everyone bought their own personal copy yet?
posted on January 19, 2006 08:52:51 AM new
I just got this letter from Mary Jo.
My name is Mary Jo Kopechne.
I would have been 65 years of age this year.
Read about me and my killer below:
When Sen. Ted Kennedy was merely just another Democrat bloating on Capitol Hill on behalf of liberal causes, it was perhaps excusable to ignore his deplorable past.
But now that he's become a leading Republican attack dog, positioning himself as Washington's leading arbiter of truth and integrity, the days for such indulgence are now over.
It's time for the GOP to stand up and remind America why this chief spokesman had to abandon his own presidential bid in 1980 - time to say the words "Mary Jo Kopechne" out loud.
As is often the case, Republicans have deluded themselves into thinking that most Americans already know the story of how this "Conscience of the Democratic Party" left Miss Kopechne behind to die in the waters underneath the Edgartown Bridge in July 1969, after a night of drinking and partying with the young blonde campaign worker. But most Americans under 40 have never heard that story, or details of how Kennedy swam to safety, then tried to get his cousin Joe Garghan to say he was behind the wheel.
Those young voters don't know how Miss Kopechne, trapped inside Kennedy's Oldsmobile, gasped for air until she finally died, while the Democrats' leading Iraq war critic rushed back to his compound to formulate the best alibi he could think of.
Neither does Generation X know how Kennedy was thrown out of Harvard on his ear 15 years earlier -- for paying a fellow student to take his Spanish final. Or why the US Army denied him a commission because he cheated on tests.
As they listen to the Democrats' "Liberal Lion" accuse President Bush of "telling lie after lie after lie" to get America to go to war in Iraq, young voters don't know about that notorious 1991 Easter weekend in Palm Beach when Uncle Teddy rounded up his nephews for a night on the town, an evening that ended with one of them credibly accused of rape.
It's time for Republicans to state unabashedly that they will no longer "go along with the gag" when it comes to Uncle Ted's rants about deception and moral turpitude inside the Bush White House.
And if the Republicans don't, let's do it ourselves by passing this forgotten disgrace around the Internet to wake up memories of what a fraud and fake Teddy really is.
The Democratic Party should be ashamed to have the national disgrace from Massachusetts as their spokesman.
