posted on February 6, 2006 08:28:02 AM new
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
posted on February 6, 2006 08:44:48 AM new
Are you planning on running for office anytime soon? Let me know which state and I'll move there just to vote for you.
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posted on February 6, 2006 09:02:51 AM new
colin-ya forgot one sign that has to be changed-its underneath the Statue of Liberty
which reads
"The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed"
underneath this in big letters we should add:
posted on February 6, 2006 10:28:13 AM new
"The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed"
This was a great sentiment in the past when there was plenty of cheap land, few people and little competition for jobs and the country was a great and growing frontier.
Things change.
We don't NEED any more immigrants. That's why we have the Department of Immigration and made laws concerning immigration. It's why we actually DEPORT people now.
They really need to take that sign down. It looks hypocritical. We don't want more immigrants, and people just need to admit it.
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posted on February 6, 2006 02:08:38 PM new
Geez, you guys make it sound like you're getting tuckloads of immigrants that just leech instead of being productive citizens. That's not nice.
posted on February 6, 2006 02:22:29 PM new
Yeah - just wait until they have to pay $5 for a head of lettuce and $2 for a tomato and see how much they dislike immigrants
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posted on February 6, 2006 02:29:59 PM new
"Geez, you guys make it sound like you're getting tuckloads of immigrants that just leech instead of being productive citizens. That's not nice."
Kraft they are leeches, but then again we're just talking about Canadians here-everyone else is welcome....
