kiara
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posted on February 7, 2006 11:48:27 PM new
Tue Feb 7, 11:21 PM ET
ARKADELPHIA, Ark. - Sometimes a chicken does have lips, just not her own. Marian Morris saved her brother's exotic chicken, Boo Boo, by administering "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation on the fowl after it was found floating face down in the family's pond.
Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't had any practice with CPR in years, but that she was interested to see if she "still had it."
"I breathed into its beak, and its dad-gum eyes popped open," Morris said. "I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again. "I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm.'"
Morris said she was pleased to find that the bird she saved was an "exotic," and not just an ordinary chicken.
The chicken is called Boo Boo, because she is easily frightened. The family thought Boo Boo was startled and flopped into the pond.
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classicrock000
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posted on February 8, 2006 02:57:38 AM new
"Woman Does 'Mouth-To-Beak' to Save Chicken"
This is a common practice in Arkansas................
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tOMWiii
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posted on February 8, 2006 05:11:26 AM new
Betcha the cock crowed loudly that morning!
 "And then that little jerk Ralphie convinced all the sheep-herders to build a roller-skating rink!"
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classicrock000
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posted on February 8, 2006 05:31:38 AM new
Tom-Im not EVEN going there 
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Helenjw
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posted on February 8, 2006 05:58:50 AM new
...Another strange bird from Arkansas! At least this one is not currently engaged in a headless cluck-off.
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 8, 2006 07:43:42 AM new
now now helen, no disruppting the threads with mindless drivel. Stick to the topic at hand please...
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colin
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posted on February 8, 2006 07:55:26 AM new
Would this be considered Draining the Chicken?
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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Helenjw
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posted on February 8, 2006 08:28:41 AM new
...only "mindless drivel" for the chicken pluckers.
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irked
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posted on February 8, 2006 09:39:55 AM new
Hope she had her flu shot and the bird had his.
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Can't touch this! uh huh, uh huh.
"Por favor, no exprima el Charmin."
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 8, 2006 10:08:49 AM new
...only "mindless drivel" for the chicken pluckers.
And yet, the very thing you complain about...you participate in. How much of a hypocrite are you really, helen?
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DrArcane
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posted on February 8, 2006 10:19:57 AM new
Maybe it didn't drown. Maybe somebody CHOKED it!
This is especially likely since she admitted blowing it back up again afterwards.
[I think I've outdone both Tom and Classic with that one.]
Dr. Arcane, revelator of mystical secrets
http://www.drarcane.com
Got questions about the secrets of the universe?
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 8, 2006 10:24:46 AM new
and another female whinner bites in the storytelling.
oh arcane, I dont think your wise remarks were requested here. btw, you could never outbest tom or classic. your arcane is too lame. ::smoochies:: darling
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DrArcane
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posted on February 8, 2006 10:46:33 AM new
Wrong side of the bed this morning DBL? Hard feelings because no one was there to give your chicken mouth-to-mouth?
Dr. Arcane, revelator of mystical secrets
http://www.drarcane.com
Got questions about the secrets of the universe?
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classicrock000
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posted on February 8, 2006 10:47:15 AM new
"Another strange bird from Arkansas! At least this one is not currently engaged in a headless cluck-off."
speaking of other strange birds from Arkansas...I wonder if this one "inhaled"
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tOMWiii
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:01:14 AM new
Just to introduce a religious note here, and thus, elevate the level of intellectual discourse: "Bang the Bishop!"
"And then that little jerk Ralphie convinced all the sheep-herders to build a roller-skating rink!"
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DrArcane
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:07:39 AM new
Blowing a chicken isn't a religious experience already?
That's not what I heard.
Dr. Arcane, revelator of mystical secrets
http://www.drarcane.com
Got questions about the secrets of the universe?
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:08:05 AM new
no matter what side of the bed it is arcane, you must wake up with a whinney azz female toteing personality all your own!
Nothing worse than whinney azz men who jump in stupid women threads and then on top of it chalk relgion around their mime faces!
Tell me where did you clue into that idea about procreation? Must have been from some stupid catholic. So did it get you a good grade on your paper???
[ edited by dblfugger9 on Feb 8, 2006 11:09 AM ]
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classicrock000
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:10:37 AM new
"no matter what side of the bed it is arcane, you must wake up with a whinney azz female"
well...........its pretty hard not to...they're ALL whiney assed.
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:11:21 AM new
might be true classic but i believe arcane wake up with himself most days.
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classicrock000
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:13:54 AM new
maybe hes better off ROFLMAO!!!
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DrArcane
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:22:36 AM new
" no matter what side of the bed it is arcane, you must wake up with a whinney azz female toteing personality all your own!"
Just to clarify if the picture didn't clue you in; I'm a male.
"Nothing worse than whinney azz men who jump in stupid women threads and then on top of it chalk relgion around their mime faces!"
Huh? Tom brought up religion and I made a joke about it. Chalk faces? Huh? Stupid women threads? Huh?
"Tell me where did you clue into that idea about procreation? Must have been from some stupid catholic. So did it get you a good grade on"
What idea about procreations? What the hell are you talking about?
It's a stupid joke thread. Get over yourself.
Dr. Arcane, revelator of mystical secrets
http://www.drarcane.com
Got questions about the secrets of the universe?
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:34:02 AM new
::It's a stupid joke thread. Get over yourself.::
Im sorry, I dont remember requesting your insults here.
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tOMWiii
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posted on February 8, 2006 11:37:12 AM new
[ edited by tOMWiii on Feb 8, 2006 11:37 AM ]
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kiara
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posted on February 8, 2006 12:36:54 PM new
Helen, you're sharp today!
dblfugger, you're always in such a "FOWL" mood! Lighten up once in awhile!
[ edited by kiara on Feb 8, 2006 12:43 PM ]
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 8, 2006 12:57:09 PM new
kiata go foul yourself into an igloo
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colin
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posted on February 8, 2006 03:11:56 PM new
Did you hear about the man that give mouth to ahh, mouth to the taco?
I saw it on MSN. I think
It looked to be a religious experience looked upon by both Conservatives and Liberals who were debating the Gay, Social Security, Muslim, Iraq, President Bush, Unemployment, Neo-con, Christian Issues of the day.
In a peaceful way of course.
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 8, 2006 06:51:52 PM new
The 12th man still lost. 
Nothing like blood on your hands, colin.
And you say you never did bones?
that must have been linda/maggies gig.
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