Responding, the former IRAQI ASSISTANT MINISTER of INFORMATION, now White House director of SPINNING BULL-SHEEET, Scott Magoo says:
"The Bush family ALWAYS invites TOTAL STRANGERS to the ranch for coke & weenies! Why just last week, Laura & the girls dragged the entire congregation of an Orthodox synagogue over for a BAR-B-QUE because the ladies think Jack's hat is: KEWL! Heck, on any given Sunday, you'll find homeless beggars and green extraterrestials just kickin' back with the Prez, watching the NFL!"
...but then Gepetto's liddle boy's NOSE was scrunched up against the teleprompter...
