posted on February 22, 2006 01:22:51 PM new
Latest scam, this one is real. Be careful!
I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking lots everywhere. Two good looking young women come up to your car as you are parking, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.
While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in to the backseat.They both are begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants.
This is when they steal your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
I couldn't find them on Saturday.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on February 22, 2006 08:01:31 PM new
'Bet Classic & PI read it and ran out to their cars to go to the mall.'
I'll bet Classic about almost had a coronary attack over that one and pushed his wife outta the way gettin to his car.
Once upon a time an old bull and a young bull were standing on top of a mountain looking down in the valley below at a large herd of cows. The young bull excitedly said to the old bull; LETS RUN DOWN THERE AND SCREW ONE OF 'EM. The old bull calmly said to the young bull; why don't we walk down and screw 'em all.
"And then that little jerk Ralphie convinced all the sheep-herders to build a roller-skating rink!"