Course this is the CLOWN who DUMBO, after reviewing BROWNIE'S impressive resume (1: GO-FOR at the MAYBERRY RFD city Council 2: Quietly asked to QUIT as HEAD of HORSE'S ASS ASSOC 3: MOST IMPORTANTLY, was college roomie of Albert Fall...or was it Shermie Adams?), appointed to a position of TRUST -- the WELFARE of MILLIONS of AMERICANS!
The GROSS CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE of the DUMBO ADMINSTRATION is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the DEATHS of THOUSANDS of INNOCENT VICTIMS -- EXTREME HIGH CRIMES & MISDEMEANORS!
Love it when the GOPiggies start grunting in the mud, swinging their impotent mini-tusks at each other!
posted on February 25, 2006 07:29:09 PM new
Hey Tom-wonder what Ray Stevens thinks of his old song "Arab, the Ahab"?
or was it Ahab the Arab?in either case,I bet he aint singing that too much nowadays
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Beauty is only a light switch away
[ edited by classicrock000 on Feb 25, 2006 07:30 PM ]
posted on February 26, 2006 07:18:37 AM new
Let me tell ya about DUMBO BIN DUMBO, the FREAK of ARABY???
Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab
The Sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hands
He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And every evening about midnight
He'd jump on his camel named Clyde...and ride
Spoken
Silently through the night to the sultan's tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade "A" number one U.S. choice dancer in the Sultan's whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had a thing going. You know, and they'd been carrying on for some time now behind the Sultan's back and you could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he'd say (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "stop, Clyde!" and Clyde would say, (imitate camel voice). Which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"
Well....
He brought that camel to a screeching halt
At the rear of Fatima's tent jumped off Clyde,
Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went
There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug
Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
And a bone in her nose ho, ho.
Spoken
There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars, sipping on a "R C" Co-Cola listening to her transistor, watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube reading the Mad magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?" and Ahab walked up to her and he said, (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby." (laughter) You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug, give him one of the sly looks, she said, (coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby".
'Round and around and around and around...etc.
And that's the story 'bout Ahab the Arab
The Sheik of the Burnin' sand
Ahab the Arab
The swinging Sheik of the burnin' sand
WATCH OUT, Clyde! DUMBO is giving you that...LOVIN' EYE!
"And then that little jerk Ralphie convinced all the sheep-herders to build a roller-skating rink!"
"And then that little jerk Ralphie convinced all the sheep-herders to build a roller-skating rink!"