posted on February 25, 2006 10:32:37 AM new
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that
Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick
Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest
civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in
shooting an attorney.
The source was quoted to say " All Americans have
wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and
Cheney actually had the balls to do it".
In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife
Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that
it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a
lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their
hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required
to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at
a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will
cost $100, but open season will be all year long.
The department further stated that although the
"lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been
brisk and it is believed it will generate annual
revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first
year. Other states are considering similar hunting
license stamps.
