posted on April 4, 2006 11:21:41 AM new
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me, If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG!! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Disclaimer by Irked. I posted this as a joke not a confession. But to make it more interesting WHICH one would you be with the posed question? I am Southern one as I would empty gun. May not reload though. Bullets cost too much. LOL
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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
[ edited by irked on Apr 4, 2006 11:31 AM ]
posted on April 4, 2006 04:31:18 PM new
Glock 40, you'd have to use the redneck shooting technique. It would be my Colt Anaconda 44magnum, a real pistol.
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[ edited by profe51 on Apr 4, 2006 04:31 PM ]
posted on April 4, 2006 04:41:45 PM new
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
posted on April 4, 2006 07:13:56 PM new
kraft-piin-the profe made a comment about his 44 magnum.I just put in a very famous quote from a very famous movie relating to the 44 magnum.I wasnt making a statement or talking to anyone.You guys ever go to the movies or get out much?
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posted on April 4, 2006 08:52:34 PM new
LOL, My man Clint Eastwood. I use to have a 44 mag just like the one Dirty Harry used - fact I had 4 but have traded them along the way.. It could knock you on your a$$ it would. My favorite pistol I have is my snub nose 38, easier to hide if you are going to carry. Keep hollow points in it, nasty little boogers.
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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
posted on April 4, 2006 09:04:11 PM new
.50 S and W is the newest Big Dog if I'm not mistaken. I'll take my 44, or even one of my .45 six shooters, or even the Colt Commander in a pinch. Although there's just something so WIMPY about an auto.
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posted on April 4, 2006 09:13:34 PM new
My favorite pistol is my Ruger Bearcat, it shoots 22 long rifle. It's not my most powerful pistol though. I just keep it handy, within arms reach for shootin snakes and such.
posted on April 5, 2006 02:38:33 AM new
OMG!
OMG!
paris hilton
OMG!
you guys are too friggin easy!
Yeah its real easy to laugh when your eating welfare cheeses... what a whizzard you are!
cheap cheat is always EASY kraptree and evelyn..
and my wifes a very good researcher too classic hails out of philly or dint ya know....?
oh winky winky bowls a strike with the set up almost everytime up,hot-child in the city
kd lame =weedspeed warped speed\\LMAO LMAO the laughing cow hynea for her pot cheese...you need your car fix LMAO LMAO ...fuxing lame azz thief..
posted on April 5, 2006 06:45:03 AM new
"If you dont want to hear the truth dont ask the question?"
With this jacked off board nobody needs ask fo a thing from none of you! Its just imposed, supposed and remaxed. and then somehow you think that obligates somebody. ??
You got so much to learn and so much growing up to do.
But have fun LMAO~~go visit kraft and ron in their stainless steel kitchen and make sure you take pictures of it to show
I'm sure the grace of some prayers to a God will sear your crops and your soul good....
Dont forget my name classicrock.
I'm sure you and your wife and cats and the the gory book reader will remember it for the rest of your shallow days....
I got a hand for you too --and it aint carpel tunnel generated -- so fux youb because I HATE YOU. Everything you took from me I will take back tenfold from you!
YOU hear that too professor cheese fcking head?
dbl
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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Apr 5, 2006 06:51 AM ]
posted on April 5, 2006 07:32:41 AM new
Prof, you are correct. The S&W .50 and its new little bro the S&W .460 are the newest big dogs on the block.
But in my opinion the top gun, power wise would be the Thompson Center Contender in .308 Winchester or the .30 Whisper.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
[ edited by Bear1949 on Apr 5, 2006 07:43 AM ]
posted on April 5, 2006 08:35:44 AM new
"I got a hand for you too --and it aint carpel tunnel generated -- so fux youb because I HATE YOU. Everything you took from me I will take back tenfold from you!"
twig-shes okay-thats her way of telling me,she still wants me.I took away her virginity in high school.She was cute and all,but marry a woodchuck/hillbilly from W.Virgina?? wasnt gonna happen,so I dumped her ass for better pasters and left her broken hearted.30 years later she's still pissed off about it.I emailed her and told her to get over it-guess thats not gonna happen either<shrugs>
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[ edited by classicrock000 on Apr 5, 2006 08:37 AM ]
posted on April 5, 2006 08:57:40 AM new
:: Dbl- Are you okay?::
Twig - do you REALLY need to ask?
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Never ask what sort if computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him? - Tom Clancy
[ edited by fenix03 on Apr 5, 2006 08:57 AM ]
posted on April 5, 2006 10:12:14 AM new
I flew up for a birthday party! Stupid freakin internet service keeps going down..I wish we had more than one choice for cable connection in this hell hole.
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