tOMWiii
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posted on April 5, 2006 02:40:44 PM new
...and young guys??
http://www.wpbfnews.com/education/8485846/detail.html
From PAM SMART to this "LADY," seems to be a rash of incidents over the past few years...
Even more to the point, what's up with the BOYS' COMPLAINTS???
Thru the dark dim mists of memory, I kinda remember being 13...Course, back then, teachers were triceratops with BO and mustaches, but, for arguments sake, lets suspose they were all SI SWIM SUIT models, and one decided to jump my precious & innocent bones...
Would I have:
A) Ran screaming & crying to Mommy & Daddy, complaining that Miss HotPants, my Latin teach wanted me to touch her (literary reference warning) "dirty pillows?"
OR...
B) Been so traumatically damaged, that I'd run away and join a MONASTARY (Our Lady of the Corrective Whip), wearing barbed-wire around my (literary reference warning) "John Thomas" for the rest of my mortal existance?
OR...
C) Would I have estacially embraced RELIGION, because it looks like I sure ended up in...HEAVEN?
Oh, gee...HARD CHOICE...Duh? Like "C" man!
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profe51
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posted on April 5, 2006 02:56:51 PM new
Uh, Tom, I think even a randy 13 year old could resist these charms....
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tOMWiii
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posted on April 5, 2006 03:02:16 PM new
Sorry, Prof, ain't got time to talk -- I'm late for the bus to the...MONASTARY!
~Brother Tom & Friar Ralph
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Bear1949
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posted on April 5, 2006 03:02:41 PM new
Uh, Tom, I think even a randy 13 year old could resist these charms....
Some one couldn't, not 28 times in one week.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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classicrock000
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posted on April 5, 2006 03:08:08 PM new
"Thru the dark dim mists of memory, I kinda remember being 13"
yea I bet that was awhile back.........
Rangers 3.....Flyers 2
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tOMWiii
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posted on April 5, 2006 03:23:35 PM new
Yo! Swabby!
You ain't no kid yerself, Bub!
I saw those pics of you prancing around Admiral Dewey's Flagship!
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stonecold613
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posted on April 5, 2006 05:21:01 PM new
http://members.visi.net/~kta/HelenW.jpg
This picture of Helen would keep even a 70 year old away let alone a 13 year old.
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dblfugger9
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posted on April 5, 2006 06:11:15 PM new
yea and a perverted dirty mexican 6th grade teacher who speaks about what a woman has or hasnt blown. lol!! Betcha his little cheechanos get the lustful eye from zee old drunkiee professor too....
Lust is a grand thing but you really should go read your bible catholic espaniol boy... there's a neat little ditty of a hymm about a cooowwboyy baby that loses much by trying to plow with NOT his heffer. Go run along and be a good little student and see if you can find it.
krafty, dont forget along with the clapping to also bow and ask for prayers from your idol.
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WashingtoneBayer
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posted on April 5, 2006 07:12:32 PM new
I am trying to think if I would of felt abused by having sex with an older woman at that age.
I don't see myself turning her in. I remember I had 7th Grade teacher that had a huge pair of... and would just sit watch her move.
Ron
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orleansgallery
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posted on April 5, 2006 08:26:33 PM new
Your all a bunch of sexually frustrated cheese weezers that would drop to your knees and thank God if Phyllis Diller would try to molest you!
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stonecold613
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posted on April 5, 2006 08:54:00 PM new
Here ya go lazy azz N.O. Found your twin sister's photo right here. Almost makes me want to go to date Helen.
Ok, maybe not.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
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piinthesky
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posted on April 5, 2006 09:05:10 PM new
Your all a bunch of sexually frustrated cheese weezers that would drop to your knees and thank God if Phyllis Diller would try to molest you!
Yeah well, she wouldn't get my throbbing gristle unless she had a 24 pack of beer in one hand and a pizza in the other..........well ok, I guess it would take more than that, alot more!
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profe51
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posted on April 5, 2006 10:03:19 PM new
I'm a dirty mexican, eh dbl....
That you're a racist really comes as no surprise. What surprises me is to see you so readily admit it.
So tell us, have you blown anything besides your alter ego NOG in recent history?
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profe51
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posted on April 5, 2006 10:05:37 PM new
By the way, what are "cheechanos"? Your Spanish may be better than mine, god knows you sure know a lot more English words than the rest of us.
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kiara
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posted on April 5, 2006 10:52:33 PM new
So tell us, have you blown anything besides your alter ego NOG in recent history?
Maybe just her nose....... or up her nose. 
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classicrock000
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posted on April 6, 2006 05:33:30 AM new
"god knows you sure know a lot more English words than the rest of us."
The problem was,most of the time you couldnt understand what she was saying.
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orleansgallery
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posted on April 6, 2006 06:04:26 AM new
I shop for groceries totally naked except for my pink high heels and slathered in hot oil. I molest the veggies.
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classicrock000
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posted on April 6, 2006 06:54:59 AM new
I suppose you dont have any pics of that you would like to share with us,do ya?
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bebeboom
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posted on April 6, 2006 07:25:21 AM new
Profe 
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stonecold613
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posted on April 6, 2006 07:42:25 AM new
I shop for groceries totally naked except for my pink high heels and slathered in hot oil. I molest the veggies.
That is because no Man or Woman would let her do that to them.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
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irked
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posted on April 6, 2006 08:43:07 AM new
What's the deal with Cheese? Is there some peverted something I am missing here?
Cheese Wizz I got to get to work.
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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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profe51
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posted on April 6, 2006 08:54:24 AM new
Irked, most of us in the non-heathen world know that the Lord Cheeses was sent by god hisself to feed the masses. It's no accident that the name for human society is the same as the name for the process by which milk is miraculously turned into the sacred body of our lord.
CULTURE
Fake Cheese is an abomination to the Lord.
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orleansgallery
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posted on April 6, 2006 09:48:03 AM new
Classic I don't happen to have to have any pics but feel free to make some in your mind. I am especially fond of the larger longer veggies.
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Helenjw
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posted on April 6, 2006 10:01:15 AM new
Stonecold, you are the dumbest ass that I have encountered here or anywhere else. You can't respond effectively with words so you try to retaliate by posting an ugly picture. How pathetic you are.
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piinthesky
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posted on April 6, 2006 10:45:00 AM new
Thinking back on it, i'll never forget my eighth grade art teacher.
She had a big beautiful pair of and I think she was Norweigen. Her name was Miss Tethangen but you can pretty much guess what we called her.
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orleansgallery
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posted on April 6, 2006 01:09:50 PM new
Yes I have big ones too. I love them. I talk to them at night. I get to feel them anytime I want. Right now I am getting ready to get oiled up to jump on my TRAMPoline. I moved it to the front yard so then when I jump my preacher neighbor can see me. Life is good.
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classicrock000
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posted on April 6, 2006 01:37:00 PM new
is this my wife???
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orleansgallery
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posted on April 6, 2006 04:27:44 PM new
Oh this board is such a snorefestival - same old computer nerds ranting on about the ills of society. YOu know wars, famines, ignorance, bad english etc etc. Yes Classic Rock I am your wife. Right now I am typing this oiled and naked. I have a vibrating computer chair. Some of you snore jockeys out there should think about aquiring one of these. It would make sitting on your azzes so much more fun while you run on about republicans. But then again republicans are too busy making money and having hot sex with their sideline babes to care about your opinons.
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Bear1949
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posted on April 6, 2006 05:59:00 PM new
Fake Cheese is an abomination to the Lord.
Cheesewhiz, Prof.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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piinthesky
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posted on April 6, 2006 07:03:05 PM new
Yes I have big ones too. I love them. I talk to them at night.
Are they big enough to play telephone-booth with?
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