classicrock000
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posted on April 13, 2006 04:18:13 AM new
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your Wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $150?"
The man replied, "Long time ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later - he rose from the dead....I just can't take that chance"
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
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dblfugger9
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posted on April 13, 2006 04:59:21 AM new
I just can't take that chance"
LOL! .........  ...... :smirk:
If you had to carry that load for twenty years, I'd say bury it right there, classic - and dont look back...but of course, the nag will kneeyamm on and on.....
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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Apr 13, 2006 05:03 AM ]
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classicrock000
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posted on April 13, 2006 06:14:11 AM new
I dont have a nagging wife,but I have seen them at our Christmas and summer partys when I was working. I dont know how,or why these men put up with it.<shrugs>
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bebeboom
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posted on April 13, 2006 10:56:44 AM new
I am a nagging woman, have been all my life and until men stop being so damn stupid, I will continue to nag them, it's the only way to keep them in line.
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Helenjw
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posted on April 13, 2006 11:53:10 AM new
Wives have ruled since the biginning of time....as men have said, you can't live with them and you can't live without them. 
[i]Oh! those confounded women! how they do cajole us! How true the
saying: " 'Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to
live without 'em!"[/i]
Aristophanes
Lysistrata
c. 411 BC
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Bear1949
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posted on April 13, 2006 12:25:16 PM new
I will continue to nag them, it's the only way to keep them in line.
And look at what your nagging & whining got you, a canceled order for a plasma TV.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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bebeboom
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posted on April 13, 2006 12:32:33 PM new
Ya, maybe you're right Bear.. might just be time for husband #5!
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Bear1949
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posted on April 13, 2006 04:54:44 PM new
Here you go Maggie:
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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piinthesky
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posted on April 13, 2006 05:06:42 PM new
So Bebo, are you saying that Dblf was right about you all along when she claimed that you were a 'nagger'?
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bebeboom
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posted on April 13, 2006 05:17:24 PM new
Yeah, Pi, I'm a nagger but not a nagger lover that's for sure.
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twig125silver
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posted on April 13, 2006 05:21:00 PM new
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Linda_K
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posted on April 13, 2006 06:41:34 PM new
I dont know how,or why these men put up with it.<shrugs>
Many times it all depends on how much it will actually 'cost' him to get rid of her. Sometimes it's just easier for them to take a traveling job....and not have to be with them so often. 
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bebeboom
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posted on April 13, 2006 07:12:05 PM new
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Linda_K
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posted on April 13, 2006 08:12:56 PM new
OMG, bear....did you look at the pic of those 'available men'?
I don't think any women....would EVER be that desperate to pick one of them.
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
I have trouble believing their own Mother's could ever have loved them.
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Bear1949
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posted on April 13, 2006 08:53:49 PM new
I did see them Linda. I figured the Maggie couldnt be too picky for #5.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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bebeboom
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posted on April 13, 2006 09:15:21 PM new
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irked
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posted on April 13, 2006 11:13:52 PM new
HAHA, that 3rd one down looks like a Manson wannabe. How about that last one being Half price. LOL If they Put my Pic up it would say will pay you. 
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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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classicrock000
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posted on April 14, 2006 02:48:29 AM new
you said it irked-not us
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[ edited by classicrock000 on Apr 14, 2006 08:11 AM ]
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stonecold613
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posted on April 14, 2006 07:06:31 AM new
Here's is what Helen dreams about when doing the deed with her hubby.
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bebeboom
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posted on April 14, 2006 08:24:10 AM new
That website's a joke..right? ...right??LOL
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Bear1949
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posted on April 14, 2006 08:46:25 AM new
That website's a joke..right? ...right??LOL
Why would you think that?
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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bebeboom
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posted on April 14, 2006 08:51:59 AM new
I think it's just a joke, Bear! Those guys are not for real.
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Bear1949
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posted on April 14, 2006 08:58:40 AM new
Could be. Did you try & email any of them?
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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bebeboom
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posted on April 14, 2006 09:11:40 AM new
DUH..like I'd ever! Bebe doesn't need any dating service or mail order...sheesh, If I was on the market again, there would be a line around the block begging for a chance. All on their knees tempting me with diamonds and such.
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Bear1949
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posted on April 14, 2006 09:16:14 AM new
Sounds like you've already got a stand by list.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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bebeboom
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posted on April 14, 2006 09:21:41 AM new
Yes, I never leave home without it.. LOL
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Bear1949
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posted on April 14, 2006 02:23:37 PM new
Yes, I never leave home without it.. LOL
Along with hubbys Amex Card???
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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bebeboom
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posted on April 14, 2006 02:48:17 PM new
Bear, you do know I am joking, don't you.
I am not in the least a money hungry type of woman. I live very simply and modestly. I am not high maintenance at all. I'm just a blue jean, t-shirt, sneaker country gal.
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classicrock000
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posted on April 14, 2006 03:09:06 PM new
" I am not high maintenance at all"
just an oil change in her underwear once in awhile....
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bebeboom
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posted on April 14, 2006 03:14:34 PM new
Classic, remember you are talking about someones Grandma!!!
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