posted on April 25, 2006 07:43:15 PM new
Dont try this at home unless you're really skinny or drunk or both.
Tue Apr 25, 8:22 AM ET SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters)
Believing they had a botched burglary on their hands, police in Hayward, California, called to a house instead found a naked man wedged in its chimney, a police officer said Monday.
"He didn't have a stitch on," Lt. Gary Branson of the Hayward Police Department said, referring to Michael Urbano.
The 23-year-old man came home early Saturday morning and, finding himself locked out and without his keys, tried to enter the single-story house through its chimney.
"He told us he took off his clothes because as he was going down the chimney the clothes would rub up against it and slow him down," Branson said. "If it was skin on cement he felt he would go down easier."
Urbano's effort ended disastrously when a cable-television wire he used to lower himself snapped. He fell and was wedged in a section of the chimney tapering into the home's fireplace.
For the next four hours he cried out for help. A neighbor called police and fire fighters, who dislodged Urbano, Branson said. Officers booked Urbano for being under the influence of drugs, he added.
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[ edited by piinthesky on Apr 25, 2006 07:44 PM ]
posted on April 26, 2006 03:40:51 AM new
"Dont try this at home unless you're really skinny or drunk or both."
well if ya have to be skinny to slide down a chimney,how does Santa Claus bring my presents???????......and who's been been eating those damn sandwiches I left?
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