hwahwa
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posted on May 25, 2006 05:45:24 AM new
If Costco can sell caskets in its store and you can order one dropshipped to funeral home from funeraldepot.com,should your friendly local car dealer sell them as well?
I would think most heirs would like to get a new car with his inheritance $$??
Better,should car dealer gets into the funeral home business??
comments please!
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fenix03
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posted on May 25, 2006 07:42:13 AM new
Oh yeah... because what you really want to do when you are attempting to sell $30K+ products is to create a direct tie in to death.
That's always been a good marketing tactic.
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hwahwa
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posted on May 25, 2006 02:01:06 PM new
'Direct tie in to death'??
What does Campbell soup,California dates,Folger coffee and sushi tray have to do with caskets?
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fenix03
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posted on May 25, 2006 02:11:41 PM new
Stop - This is possibly the most blatantly obvious bad idea one could come up with.
All I can say is that it's probably good for your family and their financial well being that you don't own a car dealership.
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hwahwa
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posted on May 25, 2006 04:35:58 PM new
Just trying to help out,those GM & Ford dealers are desperate!
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fenix03
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posted on May 25, 2006 04:44:57 PM new
They would be a lot more desperate if they put caskets in their showrooms.
I can't believe that you don't get that it might be difficult to get anyone to take a salesperson seriously as they talk about the safety features of a car when there is a casket display behind them.
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Bear1949
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posted on May 25, 2006 06:19:44 PM new
Whats wrong with the idea, I've heard of people being burried in their autos.
"More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they dont get the New York Times over there.Jay Leno".
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hwahwa
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posted on May 25, 2006 06:48:04 PM new
I dont mean putting a casket in the show room.
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hwahwa
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posted on May 25, 2006 06:49:29 PM new
I used to work for a truck manufacturer,business was so bad then we all tried to come up with something the dealers can sell to make ends meet-how about 6 pack??
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stonecold613
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posted on May 26, 2006 07:11:05 AM new
I think STOP would specialize in pre-owned caskets.
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 27, 2006 01:15:09 PM new
You know what? You people are retarted!! You sell a bunch of sh* on ebay nobody needs or wants! These people sell a service people need to have -- what th fux is wrong with that?
Man, for a bunch of bullshi* sellers, of bullsh* products, you got nerve!!
Should the dead just be plucked off and forgotten what their life was meaningful for???
STFU Pi 
Im back (maybe for awhile... haha)
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hwahwa
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posted on May 28, 2006 01:57:39 PM new
Definitely,pre owned,certified casket,no consumer complaint,no lemon law.
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jackswebb
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posted on May 28, 2006 07:37:24 PM new
I have na extra one propped up again the wall out in the garage right NOW. I need to blow it out. Low to NO miles on her. Not a repo. Nice calm blue. Wow! interior! All handles work , no sqeaks. The Turn key is included. Yes, I was a Car dealer too. On Sale this weekend ONLY. Marked down from $2999.99 to $1499.00 Cash! Killer deal.
Happy Memorial weekend.
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fenix03
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posted on May 28, 2006 07:59:26 PM new
Jack - Put a ring of black light around the interior sides, add a glass top and legs and market it to the goth crowd or a nightclub. 
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jackswebb
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posted on May 28, 2006 08:05:54 PM new
hahahahahaha, I already tried the GOTH market. They all TALK Big of the DEAD thing but when it comes to REALITY! Not ONE taker........go figgur....
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stonecold613
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posted on May 29, 2006 08:58:40 PM new
Stop,
certified, pre-owned casket
You got me on that one.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
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pmelcher
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posted on May 31, 2006 07:24:09 PM new
Many years ago my cousin who had an auto body shop had a sideline where he 'fogged' color around the edges of caskets for the local funeral home. They really looked neat when he got done with them, but it was sort of creepy to walk into a body shop and see caskets.
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jackswebb
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posted on June 1, 2006 09:10:28 PM new
There is a painter who has a place RIGHT in the PARKING lot of a MAJOR Casket Co. right here in So. Cal. He does touch ups. He is there EVERYDAY,,,,,,and his REAL business was painting cars,,,,He got Smart......$$$$$$$$$.........
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bebeboom
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posted on June 2, 2006 07:32:15 AM new
We already own our Mausoleum Crypts, have our Urns and Plaques inscribed, just waiting for the dates to be added. Not creepy, just taking care of business so the kids have less to worry about.
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fenix03
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posted on June 2, 2006 07:57:37 AM new
We are a bar-b-que kind of family
No point wasting money on a plot, casket and marker, especially since no one will ever visit them. My grandmother is the last member of my family that will ever be buried.
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bebeboom
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posted on June 2, 2006 08:14:04 AM new
We are a bar-b-que kind of family
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hwahwa
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posted on June 2, 2006 08:22:38 AM new
There are people who have their coffins in the living room and they sleep in them every nite.
Dr Armand Hammer was in Russia years ago and he saw a farmer making a coffin and he asked why.
The farmer said every one in his family is dead and he has just that much food to last for x number of days and no one will be around to bury him,so he may as well make his own coffin and sleep in it every nite,when food runs out,he is ready.
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