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 colin
 
posted on June 30, 2006 06:58:54 AM new
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man.

As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today ; my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence"





Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 twig125silver
 
posted on June 30, 2006 11:05:01 AM new
They should be together...they have so much in common...

 
 irked
 
posted on June 30, 2006 07:56:30 PM new

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!


 
 stonecold613
 
posted on July 4, 2006 09:26:31 AM new
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force
One.


George looked at Laura, chuckled and said,

"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very
happy."


Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."


Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."


Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,

"Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

 
 twig125silver
 
posted on July 4, 2006 01:50:39 PM new
I heard that with a different president, but it's still funny!

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on July 5, 2006 11:46:36 AM new
Once upon a time there were two brothers.
One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble.
The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.
As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close.
The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer.
The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
One day the evil brother died.
Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away.
He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother?
He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."
God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."
"I'm sorry to hear that", the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again."
"You can see him if you wish", God said. "I will give you the power to gaze into hell."
So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.
The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell cannot be that bad."
God explained. "Things are not always as they seem. The keg has a hole in it.
The blonde doesn't."


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 twig125silver
 
posted on July 5, 2006 07:23:46 PM new
ROFLMAO!

 
 
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