posted on July 31, 2006 01:11:32 PM new
I am ready for some football meaning the season for some cooler weather and armchair quarterbacking. Guess who I no longer root for.
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A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is
wearing a Dallas Cowboy jersey and helmet, and is festooned
with Cowboy pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to
leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the
TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we
can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any
trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar
and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Cowboys receiving the kickoff. They
march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and
down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever
seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
The owner replies,
"I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
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posted on July 31, 2006 03:58:11 PM new
LOL!! Always love a good Cowboy jab.
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