posted on November 21, 2006 10:22:12 AM new
Written by John Lillpop
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
A Dear Dead Deer: One of Santa’s Best and Brightest Falls Prey to Bestiality
As if the news is not already foul enough, a recent case in Wisconsin drags the bar a few notches lower.
Bryan James Hathaway, a 20-year-old Wisconsin man with an apparent out-of-control fondness for venison, has been charged with engaging a deer in an affair of the flesh. It’s called bestiality and is against the law, even in that liberal bastion known as Wisconsin.
Hathaway, of course, has hired an attorney who is advancing a very unique defense: Because the deer in question was dead at the time, his lawyer argues, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal.
By the same warped logic, since the deer is unable to testify otherwise, it must be assumed that the sexual encounter was consensual!
Other relevant fact: The deer was about three years old in animal terms, making it 21 in human terms--clearly not a case of sex with a minor.
By the way, in case there was any question: Wisconsin is a blue state!
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on November 21, 2006 10:38:26 AM new
Haha! Oh, bear, good try....ALL Democrats have sex with dead deer !!!!
You're going to be as sore as linda with that kinda stretch LOL!
How about a little google on MARK FOLEY...a Republican
Am I to infer that ALL Republicans are pedophiles and ALL Republicans cover up their crimes?
Don't worry, bear, before the Democrats take your guns away I'm sure you'll have time to shoot a deer
posted on November 21, 2006 11:08:50 AM new
Mingotree,
We need guys like bear here otherwise where would we see the thinking and mentality of the NEW-CONS.
We need to better understand the NEW-CONS thinking and mentality so they will never do great damage to America again.
I hope our next President will be able to show his/her face to the people of countries they visit. This guy Bushy has to sneak away like a thief in the night.
posted on November 21, 2006 05:01:39 PM newALL Democrats have sex with dead deer !!!!
Speaking from PERSONAL experience are you Craw?
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
[ edited by Bear1949 on Nov 21, 2006 05:04 PM ]
