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 kiara
 
posted on December 1, 2006 12:18:26 PM
This may be a bit painful for those with allergies?

Fri Dec 1, 8:40 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process.

Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colors, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($26) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10 euros, he said.

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061201/od_nm/germany_condom1_dc



 
 classicrock000
 
posted on December 1, 2006 12:41:55 PM
do they have extra large?







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 logansdad
 
posted on December 1, 2006 01:57:20 PM
do they have extra large?

Condoms do not go on the mouth classy God knows even an extra large one would still not cover your mouth.


Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on December 1, 2006 05:25:33 PM
Yo Dad-how many time to I have to tell ya you cant have me. Also I dont appreciate you emailing me your pic....do you really think I would be attracted by this?????
















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[ edited by classicrock000 on Dec 1, 2006 05:26 PM ]
 
 logansdad
 
posted on December 1, 2006 05:36:50 PM
Was that the uniform you wore out on the street of San Fran. The one you specificlaly had TAILORED to turn men on. Or was that your spare outfit?

Linda likes guys with hairy buts, you should go hang out with her.

Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on December 1, 2006 05:48:15 PM
"The one you specificlaly had TAILORED to turn men on."


See how he thinks you'd be trying to turn MEN on????

It's just him, projecting once again.


 
 classicrock000
 
posted on December 1, 2006 07:23:24 PM
I think hes hoping LOL




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 zoomin
 
posted on December 4, 2006 06:30:53 AM
how do you remove it?
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on December 4, 2006 08:03:10 AM
I'd say VERY, very carefully.

Ouch....[hairs and all]



good to see you again, zoomin. Long time no see.


 
 zoomin
 
posted on December 4, 2006 08:25:30 AM
maybe you dip in Nair first?
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

hugs to you Linda! I've been lurking here and there so it's good2be seen

(yup, zoomin's still keepin it light and staying away from all that polical type mumbo jumbo you guys seem to enjoy so much!)

(typo or freudian? said 'did it in nair' up there!!!)

[ edited by zoomin on Dec 4, 2006 08:26 AM ]
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on December 4, 2006 09:06:42 AM
There's a GOOD reason they say dicussing religion or politics don't make friends.

I've always enjoyed your light hearted posts....void of either.


 
 zoomin
 
posted on December 4, 2006 11:47:12 AM
yes, Linda, I have enough enemies, no need to make more here!
I miss the 'Good Ole Days' when we stayed up talking and drinking at an all night to party or when we helped each other quit smoking
remember rocker?



 
 mingotree
 
posted on December 4, 2006 11:51:21 AM
linduh was DRINKING!!!!!


LOL!!!!!

 
 Linda_K
 
posted on December 4, 2006 12:01:28 PM
lol zoomin...and I used to think the political division then was bad....but compared to how it is now....I do look fondly back on those days.

Others have here have also commented on how 'back then' it was a lot more fun...playful. But see, that's why I think everyone adds to any board. They each bring part of their own personalities here....and posters like you, classic, and a couple of others...keep the threads lighthearted and laughable. Make them less serious.

You've always played a part in doing just that.





 
 zoomin
 
posted on December 4, 2006 12:17:06 PM
yes, Mingo, Linda shared a few with us.
Kraftdinner & kiara & even helen would stop in, too, if I remember correctly.
and, of course, many others who no longer frequent the RT.
Sometimes we even shared champagne and balloons
...it was a different world back then.


 
 Helenjw
 
posted on December 4, 2006 01:43:15 PM

Hey, zoomin!

It's good of you to stop by with good memories of happy times here.

Can Anyone Play?

...helenoid, aka Hjw


 
 Piinthesky
 
posted on December 4, 2006 03:51:44 PM
Hjw
posted on June 6, 2001 04:09:13 PM
Roy,

Do you see what I mean?

These people are vicious. They scare the hell out of you and then just leave...like nothing has happened. phftt....gone.

Now, I'm thinking of some other tips for you to observe when you choose to play this game.

I'll get back to you when I recover from this encounter.

Helen

Funny and strange that Helen brought up that thread.

HJW posted this AFTER she picked a fight with new members that had just arrived. Oh yeah, bolding is mine to show the effect of what I am saying here.

These people are vicious.

More like THAT person is vicious.


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 Helenjw
 
posted on December 4, 2006 04:05:09 PM

And you added bolding too. My oh my, that is so brave of you.

Have fun for a change, Pininthesky. You can do it if you try! Just follow Linda's sweet directives and you too will soar with eagles! Hahaha








 
 Helenjw
 
posted on December 4, 2006 04:08:38 PM

And BTW....that thread was humorous or satirical parody. No malice was intended.



 
 Piinthesky
 
posted on December 4, 2006 05:30:47 PM
that thread was humorous or satirical parody. No malice was intended.

How so? Explain humorous or satirical parody as it pertains to THAT thread.

That line of yours, falling back on oh, it was just me being humorous is getting old and you need to find a new excuse for your stark raving madness.


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 Linda_K
 
posted on December 4, 2006 05:46:53 PM
To get my remark back on topic, I will restate my definition of Pondscum and will
appreciate any other definitions, especially those that were prevalent in the past and also clarification of the definition that was alluded to while I was asleep last night and Hepburn and Enchanted were "thinking."


To all the people in America who have no tolerance for the beliefs
and lifestyles of other people and to all the individuals who believe in the obscenity called a death penality, I hereby define as Pondscum.


May chicken droppings forever define the perimiter of the pond where they live while snakes slither in the grass nearby.
Helen
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Yep....sure sounds like hellen's definition of 'happy times' to me. LOL LOL LOL


With a LOT of her paranoia entering into to it also.

[ edited by Linda_K on Dec 4, 2006 05:51 PM ]
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on December 4, 2006 05:58:22 PM
I did crack up at the comment Spaz made about something like 'Imodium for MOUTHS'. LOL LOL LOL And I was wondering if he was thinking about that in relationship to all hellinoid's statements.






 
 mingotree
 
posted on December 4, 2006 06:10:36 PM
So lnduh, you describe yourself as pondscum....how apt :

""To all the people in America who have no tolerance for the beliefs
and lifestyles of other people"

That is YOU to a "T"!




So you are a drinker, or were a drinker....that may go a long way towards explaining your misery...

LOL!!

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on December 4, 2006 06:13:44 PM

^^^

As I pointed out, Piinthesky...Linda's sweet directives have arrived for you. Treasure them with all your heart for you will find none more precious.

Remember, follow in the footsteps of Linda and you too will shine just like classic and stonecold and bear.











 
 Linda_K
 
posted on December 4, 2006 06:17:22 PM
No, I took it that hellen was speaking of herself...you know, INTOLERANT of others. Fits her to a 'T'.

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On the drinking.....you've never HAD a clue...and you still don't.

All I can say is board posting was so much nicer back then before people like you INFESTED the boards.


 
 kiara
 
posted on December 4, 2006 06:36:54 PM
Hi Zoomin.

Back then I spent most of my time on the Outlook but did pop in a few times. Later, little did I know that when I gave an honest opinion and said I thought Bush wasn’t that great of a leader it would drive someone crazy because of their intolerance for an opposing view.


Looks to me like Helen was the terror of the board back then? And there are those who are still injured by it .... awwwwww


 
 zoomin
 
posted on December 4, 2006 07:19:40 PM
Hi Helen!
Hi Kiara!

HJW wasn't such a terror ~ did you see the last few posts? Lil bit o {{hug}} action goin on.
Yes, those days were different.

and that was NOT one of my all-time favorite old threads (I was hiding in a corner for most of it).

mingo:We were ALL drinkers. Mostly an overabundance of coffee (it tended to keep us up and chatty all night, hence the late nite party threads). Anyone was welcome to pull up a chair and hydrate. Welcome to sit down & put their feet up to share their day over a refreshing glass of iced tea or whatever beverage they chose to drop their ice in. No passing judgement permitted. No passing gas, either. (the second rule was broken more often than the first).
teeheehee...
aint rose colored glasses grand???
...starting to feel like I should go back to my corner now...


 
 kiara
 
posted on December 4, 2006 09:34:05 PM
I was just kidding about Helen being a terror.

Maybe those days were different because others weren't being labeled politically as often.

 
 classicrock000
 
posted on December 5, 2006 04:37:12 AM
"miss the 'Good Ole Days' when we stayed up talking and drinking at an all night to party or when we helped each other quit smoking"


I must have missed those days,where was I? LOL





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 classicrock000
 
posted on December 5, 2006 04:38:12 AM
"here's a GOOD reason they say dicussing religion or politics don't make friends"


Yes Linda,thats why me and the wife lasted
35 years




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