"My name is MICHAEL, dammit! Michael, Michael, MICHAEL!!!"
Yeah sure, buddy! Then howse come yer deputy is Harry Mirkin???
PS: Ralphie notes that this is a GUY JOKE -- ladies may wish to consult with Blonde-Star for furthr assistance...
Makes ya wonder just how many DOOBIES Mumsey & DaDa Hunt did right before condeming their newborn, soon to be destined into law enforcement mite tyke with such a moniker ~ virtually rolls off Ralphie's tongue like ona-mana-pia, don't it?
Oy! Can ya imagine the HELL the poor kid endured in, say, JUNIOR HS GYM CLASS?????
...but you are BAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!TSKTSKTSK