posted on December 19, 2006 12:55:43 AM new
To put it in a nutshell a little rat started yipping about a big dog and he came over and nipped her and she squealed and left a mess and then the powers that be cleaned up the droppings for the good of the community.
posted on December 19, 2006 06:03:35 AM new
Helen-bigpeapa claims it was because of my swearing at him-which I highly doubt.
I think he squealed to vendio because I called him dumber then a box of rocks \
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posted on December 19, 2006 06:05:55 AM new
hey crow, I see your copying stuff that was posted at the Revs place.You should be ashamed
of yourself....arent there copy right laws against this?
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posted on December 19, 2006 07:58:14 AM newWhat happened?
What'd I miss?
Last time I looked nothing much was happening.
I think the rat prefers to chew on old cheese instead of moving on and it's still sitting in the corner watching and when some truths were exposed on the yo linda thread it started squirming and squealing again so all was swept up.
posted on December 19, 2006 08:01:50 AM new
It appears that we are all fair game with the exception of that rat. With the rat's record of unrelenting and unwarrented nastiness to others only it may call the shots.
posted on December 19, 2006 08:02:39 AM new
Hi, Classic! No snow here. We've been in the 40's, 50's and 60's for the last couple of weeks. We had two days with snow and then 60's. It's long gone. In fact, my Lilac bushes are budding. There'll be no snow for Christmas this year. The granddaughter is upset, but I'm elated!
posted on December 19, 2006 08:16:29 AM new
On previous occasions when a thread has been locked or pulled some of the new threads discussing it have also been pulled. When rats start squealing maybe it's best for management to just nuke it all instead of trying to be fair sorting things out because they don't have the time for petty crap like board wars or a threatening lawsuit.
posted on December 19, 2006 08:57:01 AM new
""classicrock000
posted on December 19, 2006 06:05:55 AM
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hey crow, I see your copying stuff that was posted at the Revs place.You should be ashamed
of yourself....arent there copy right laws against this?"""
No, classic, I don't read the crap in colin's sh!thouse....but I see YOU do, you should be ashamed of yourself for going there.
IF there were copyright laws on the stuff I posted, the lawyers of whoever owns it are going to be plenty busy! It's circulating in more than colin's skag dump. I got it at work and thought it was funny and it is....too bad you're so old and grumpy or you would, too
posted on December 19, 2006 10:36:01 AM new
Politically Correct
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."
And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose
And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.
So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,
Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.
And as for the gifts, why, he'd never had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.
Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.
No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.
For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passé;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.
He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word today.
His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;
Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."
See there are sellers on ebay that are looking out for Linda
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on December 19, 2006 06:20:28 PM new
I'm sure Linda didn't get the steel toe kiss, Mingo. She posted in the yo linda thread and said in another that she was going away for the holidays..no.. I'm betting she will be back full of fun after the holidays...
