kraftdinner
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posted on December 26, 2006 08:01:22 PM new
... on Christmas Eve and told me it's the animals decide who gets into heaven, not him. 
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Linda_K
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posted on December 26, 2006 11:07:41 PM new
Talking to yourself again, I see. LOL LOL LOL
Since you stated that you believe you're 'god'. 
Have you considered laying off the pot???
"While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation": "What would a Democrat president have done at that point?"
"Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack." 
Ann Coulter
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mingotree
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posted on December 26, 2006 11:41:38 PM new
"""Have you considered laying off the pot???"""
SO! THAT'S what bushy was doing when HE spoke to god!!!!!And here I thought coke and booze were his drugs of choice !
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profe51
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posted on December 27, 2006 05:49:45 AM new
Naw, it wasn't bourbon and blow, he got an intro from Rumsfeld.
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twig125silver
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posted on December 27, 2006 06:06:42 AM new
Alright! If animals decide, I'm in!
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Helenjw
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posted on December 27, 2006 07:01:30 AM new
Actually, the original idea was mine. I'm pleased to know that God is finally adopting this policy.
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Bear1949
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posted on December 27, 2006 09:44:51 AM new
You know the difference between GOD & Helen?
GOD doesnt think hes Helen.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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logansdad
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posted on December 27, 2006 05:24:09 PM new
You know the difference between God and Bear?
God knows that the Canadians speak English or French. Gods knows Canadian is not a language
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
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mingotree
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posted on December 27, 2006 06:20:32 PM new
You're ALL wrong....I decide!
So email a large donation to my church if you wanna go to heaven
Is that how it goes???????
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Piinthesky
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posted on December 27, 2006 07:23:59 PM new
Who gives a sheeit who goes to Heaven when you're all going to Hell?
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cblev65252
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posted on December 28, 2006 07:46:26 AM new
on Christmas Eve and told me it's the animals decide who gets into heaven, not him
I'm all for that. Anyone who mistreats an animal doesn't deserve to get into heaven. Let the animal's decide!
Cheryl
Summer
1995 - 2006
Gone but never forgotten.
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bebeboom
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posted on December 28, 2006 09:40:53 AM new
I think the idea is to do your best and enjoy the now, here, while you are living..and don't worry about where you are going after... if it turns out you will be only worm food.. think of the time you spent worrying and trying to gain brownie points to get to the other place.
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 28, 2006 10:46:35 PM new
Cheryl, yuck. I'm so sorry. Is that your daughter's dog?
Linda, you're just jealous because God talks to me but never has with you.
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profe51
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posted on December 28, 2006 11:49:35 PM new
It's nice to know who the deciders are. I wonder if they could decide what the President should do in Iraq?
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mingotree
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posted on December 28, 2006 11:56:05 PM new
I think god spoke to me tonight and said I should have a nice cold Newcastle beer for having worked so hard today without killing any of my co-workers......I think I could like this god-talking thing
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Helenjw
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posted on December 29, 2006 05:42:07 AM new
Yes, Mingo...it's very cool. He told me not to worry about those Indian techs who can't resolve my computer problems. The tower of Babel was mentioned.
[ edited by Helenjw on Dec 29, 2006 05:43 AM ]
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profe51
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posted on December 29, 2006 07:33:06 AM new
Newcastle, good taste you've got there Mingo.
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cblev65252
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posted on December 29, 2006 08:27:24 AM new
Kraft - She was my daughter's dog. She ended up being more mine for the last year.
Cheryl
Summer
1995 - 2006
Gone but never forgotten.
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