posted on January 31, 2007 04:42:31 AM new
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer
chips that can be implanted and play music inside women's
breasts. The music is in stereo, of course.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and
not listening to them.
posted on January 31, 2007 01:05:20 PM new
I really need a new computer right now. After learning that it's best to wait a year to avoid buying one with Vista bugs I was seriously considering a Mac.
But now that you have pointed out Apple's scheme to use women's anatomy to enhance their profits with sex-oriented technology, I am appalled and prepared to wait while Bill Gates disinfects windows.
posted on January 31, 2007 02:11:10 PM new
I'm wondering how to get the ear pieces to detach.
"When I talk to liberals, I don't expect them to understand my positions on various issues. I spend most of my time trying to help them understand their own." —Mike Adams
posted on January 31, 2007 07:18:03 PM new
Awww Helen, I could have just as easily said Dell or HP, but as everybody here's knows I'm a Mac user, I figured if I used one of them I'd catch hell for it.
Seriously, if you have an Apple retail store nearby, and I bet you do, you ought to go there and just play with the Macs. Bet you'll come home with one.
