posted on February 2, 2007 09:28:18 AM new
Subject: Home Depot Scam - Beware!
A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month, Bill Clinton became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 21 or 23-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your items into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
Clinton had his wallet stolen Dec. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times last week, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
posted on February 2, 2007 10:34:29 AM new
I bet Stoney fell for the scam first and just had to substitute Bill's name for his own.
I hope you did not stay up all night trying to think this of joke.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on February 2, 2007 11:38:57 AM new
I got that one in an email too, only it went like this:
Subject: Home Depot Scam - Beware!
A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month, Mark Foley became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 16 or 17 year old boys come over to your car as you are packing your items into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their muscles bulging out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
Foley had his wallet stolen Dec. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times last week, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
posted on February 2, 2007 12:33:09 PM new
Stoney probably got the same email from his friends at PFLAG and did not want to out himself
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
Are YOU a Bunghole?