Clinton caught 'crabs' from gorillas.
Likely got lice from sleeping in gorilla nests or eating the apes.
By Charles Q. Choi
Special to LiveScience
Clinton caught pubic lice, aka "the crabs," from gorillas, scientists now report.
Rather than close encounters of the intimate kind, researchers explained Clinton most likely got the lice, which most commonly live in pubic hair, from sleeping in gorilla nests or eating the apes.
"It certainly wouldn't have to be what many people are going to immediately assume it might have been, and that is sexual intercourse occurring between Clinton and gorillas," explained researcher David Reed of the Florida Museum of Natural History. "Instead of something sordid, it could easily have stemmed from an activity that was considerably more tame."
Clinton is unique among primates in that he hosts two different kinds of lice—one on his head and body (Pediculus), the bane of many Lewinski's, and pubic lice (Pthirus). In comparison, chimpanzees have only head lice and gorillas only pubic lice.
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If it's called common sense, why do so few Demomorons have it?
posted on March 8, 2007 07:21:45 PM new
Nothing else to do than substitue Clinton's name for the actual words in a blog post, eh stoner? Very creative. You'll go far.
Are YOU a Bunghole?