roadsmith
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posted on May 8, 2007 10:29:28 AM new
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Bushcronium. Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "BushWa."
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact un-naturally with
various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium
is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, a very unstable, dangerous element.
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profe51
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posted on May 8, 2007 08:19:25 PM new
I'm assuming this new element is a GAS in it's natural state.
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davebraun
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posted on May 8, 2007 08:44:46 PM new
Yes it is gaseous having a characteristic flatulent odor. It is highly volatile in nature.
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Linda_K
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posted on May 8, 2007 10:26:42 PM new
tsk tsk tsk
One plagiarist, plagiarizing another plagiarist....from AIR AMERICA yet.
tsk tsk tsk
http://forums.therandirhodesshow.com/index.php?showtopic=99790&pid=1009619&mode=threaded&show=&st=&
Intellectual DISHONESTY at it's finest.
[ edited by Linda_K on May 8, 2007 10:29 PM ]
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roadsmith
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posted on May 8, 2007 11:34:24 PM new
Go away, Linda. You're not funny and you're not smart. Go frolic with your own kind.
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Linda_K
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posted on May 9, 2007 05:30:29 AM new
Not trying to be 'funny', roadsmith.
Just pointing out YOUR own unethical behavior....and that's NOT 'funny' at all.
And I am SMART enough to KNOW there is not ONE university in the US that doesn't teach their students that plagiarism is unethical and where it isn't a violation of ALL their academic integrity policies to plagiarize the work/words of others without giving proper credit.
Obviously YOU'RE not THAT smart - and your plagiarism here PROVES that.
 Nope, not the least bit funny when one proves their own lack of ethics and intergrity.
tsk tsk tsk
[ edited by Linda_K on May 9, 2007 06:13 AM ]
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Helenjw
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posted on May 9, 2007 06:33:31 AM new
Linda, It's obvious that Roadsmith is not attempting to plagiarize a currently popular topic being enjoyed all over the net. It's a joke, Linda!
Take your nasty crap and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. Maybe then you can transrer your problem with diarrhea from the mouth to the as s.
[ edited by Helenjw on May 9, 2007 06:48 AM ]
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Linda_K
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posted on May 9, 2007 06:40:52 AM new
Oh no. helen got up on the WRONG side of her bed this morning.....AGAIN.
"[i]Linda, It's obvious that Roadsmith is not attempting to plagiarize a currently popular topic being enjoyed all over the net. It's a joke, Linda!
Take your nasty crap and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. Maybe then you can transrer your problem with diarrhea from the mouth to the as s[/i]."
And here she is DEFENDING plagiarism.
And they're supposed to be so 'intelligent'.
Doesn't matter what it is, helen, as YOU well know.
When no credit is given to the author....then it's STILL plagiarism.
Period....
But now we can also see your own personal lack of ethics and intregrity.
tsk tsk tsk
Easy enough to give 'credit' to jokes. It's done ALL the time.
But maybe since it came from a chat board on AirAmerica....roadsmith was more than a little embarrassed to mention that fact. 
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Helenjw
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posted on May 9, 2007 06:46:12 AM new
Try again, Linda. Read carefully and maybe you too can understand.
It's obvious that Roadsmith is not attempting to plagiarize a currently popular topic being enjoyed all over the net. It's a joke, Linda!
Take your nasty crap and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. Maybe then you can transrer your problem with diarrhea from the mouth to the as s.
[ edited by Helenjw on May 9, 2007 06:47 AM ]
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Linda_K
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posted on May 9, 2007 06:49:35 AM new
And as **I** said helen....you are supporting plagiarism.
Pure and simple.
Now...go fix all those spelling mistakes you made in your TWO posts.
Repeating yourself only goes to show you're at a loss for words. lol lol lol
[ edited by Linda_K on May 9, 2007 06:51 AM ]
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Helenjw
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posted on May 9, 2007 07:04:55 AM new
To Linda, who believes a joke needs attribution but an editorial does not ....
May you swing in the breeze alone today!
That is, if Mingo is otherwise occupied.
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Linda_K
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posted on May 9, 2007 07:08:07 AM new
Uh oh. helen's now telling lies again.
I always inform everyone of where MY info. comes from helen.
Do you need to get a re-check on those glasses of yours?
Why am I NOT surprised that you would pretend to be so superior, intellectually, to others here and yet SUPPORT plagiarism?
Guess ethics has no place in your life, huh?
tsk tsk tsk
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kiara
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posted on May 9, 2007 07:39:21 AM new
Linda_K, it's a joke!
Stop your temper tantrum and take a deep breath and google 'Bushcronium' and you will find several thousand references.
They even sell the t-shirt.
Ha ha, you just can't stand ANY jokes about 'your guy', can you?
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coincoach
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posted on May 9, 2007 08:49:08 AM new
Just a cursory check of Google brought up pages of blogs with this joke. Only attribute I saw was "author unknown." This is the same as receiving a joke in a forward e-mail. We all get hundreds of these. No attribute necessary---unless you believe there really is a new element.
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ST0NEC0LD613
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posted on May 9, 2007 08:56:48 AM new
The Demomorons had to come up with something. They couldn't stand that the element discovered prior to this one was...
KLINTONJIZZIUM.
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If it's called common sense, why do so few Demomorons have it?
 Are YOU a Bunghole?
Take the bunghole quiz here.
http://www.idiotwatchers.com/bunghole/index.html
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mingotree
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posted on May 9, 2007 08:58:49 AM new
"""No attribute necessary---unless you believe there really is a new element.
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THAT'S the problem !!!
LOLOLOLOL!
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coincoach
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posted on May 9, 2007 09:35:14 AM new
KLINTONJIZZIUM.
I think that element has been around for a very long time. It used to be known as Newtonium.
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roadsmith
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posted on May 9, 2007 09:38:10 AM new
Okay (sigh); I wasn't going to dignify Linda's rantings with a response. . . . Yes, that came in an e-mail to me. Deal with it, Linda.
There is NO satisfying Linda. Someone should post proof that the world is round and see what she chooses to pick apart in that. Again, as Dr. Phil would say, Linda: How much fun do you think you are to live with? I pity any family you might have.
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davebraun
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posted on May 9, 2007 11:04:58 AM new
Isn't it painfully obvious that we are all she has.
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Linda_K
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posted on May 9, 2007 05:07:25 PM new
"[i]As Dr. Phil would say[/b]????
ROFLMHO.
What would Dr. Phil say about your plagerism, roadsmith????
This supposed email goes WAY back to 1988-1989.
And it does have authors it was attributed to at THAT time.
Course some liberal has changed it to make it ALL about President Bush.
REAL funny.
Kind of sad really - posting things one knows NOTHING about...let alone giving PROPER CREDIT to the authors.
But I wouldn't expect ANY liberal to be able to verify THAT on their own.
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logansdad
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posted on May 10, 2007 07:46:08 AM new
One plagiarist, plagiarizing another plagiarist....from AIR AMERICA yet.
This coming from the person that has to copy jokes from Jay Leno in order to be funny
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mingotree
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posted on May 10, 2007 08:00:19 AM new
""These particles are held together by dark forces called morons,"""
Please sing along ....the Bad, Naughty Liberal Song !
Plagiarize! Plagiarize ! How I love to Plagiarize !
Haha! Those sad, uptight neocon women have no sense of humor whatsoever! Must get it beaten out of them :
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