posted on May 17, 2007 05:34:55 AM new
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
Devil is waiting for him.'I don't know what to do here,' says the Devil.
'You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have
to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people
here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'George
thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the
first room.In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept
resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate
in hell.'No!' George said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
don't think I could do that all day long.'The devil led him to the next
room.In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more
rocks appeared. 'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be
in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' thought
George.The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton
lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while
and finally said, 'Yeah, I can handle this.''The devil smiled and
said.... 'Monica, you're free to go!'
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
Now I have to clean coffee off my computer!