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 kiara
 
posted on July 17, 2007 12:22:19 PM new
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And now Germany too, it seems!

"Too sexy for my bus," woman told

Mon Jul 16, 8:14 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported Monday.

"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"

The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.

A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.

"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."



 
 logansdad
 
posted on July 18, 2007 08:46:41 AM new
If the bus driver is to easily distracted maybe he shouldn't be driving a bus.




Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on July 20, 2007 04:01:53 AM new
well we know one thing,it wouldnt be a distraction for logansdad............













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 logansdad
 
posted on July 20, 2007 06:12:27 AM new
Another intelligent remark for classic. I took you long enough to think of that "gay dig". You must be slipping classic.


Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
 
 Bear1949
 
posted on July 20, 2007 07:45:36 AM new
I took you long enough to think of that "gay dig". You must be slipping classic.


Yep, Classic had it high on his list of priorities.



It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.George S. Patton
 
 logansdad
 
posted on July 20, 2007 12:56:53 PM new
Hey Bear isn't it time for your monthly prostate exam. Maybe you and Classic can get that done while Bush is having his colonoscopy. The three of you can reminisce about your war stories.




Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
 
 Bear1949
 
posted on July 20, 2007 05:23:09 PM new
Hey Bear isn't it time for your monthly prostate exam.


Unlike you mine is done semi annually by a trained medical professional, not nightly with a dildo.



It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.George S. Patton
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on July 21, 2007 08:50:00 AM new
ROFLMAO!!




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 classicrock000
 
posted on July 21, 2007 08:52:08 AM new
"logansdad
posted on July 20, 2007 06:12:27 AM

Another intelligent remark for classic. I took you long enough to think of that "gay dig". You must be slipping classic."



Took me long enough??I only posted 2 hours after you posted your remark...ya think I spend 24/7 in here like crowfart does???



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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
 
 etexbill
 
posted on July 21, 2007 10:35:42 AM new
Touche, bear.

Logansdad, you sure asked for that one!

 
 logansdad
 
posted on July 23, 2007 06:43:25 PM new
Unlike you mine is done semi annually by a trained medical professional, not nightly with a dildo.

"Trained medical professional" is that what you are calling a male prostitute these days or do you just have classic get dressed up in a doctor's gown. We all know the VA hospital does not provide adequate medical care for its veterans.


You only get two a year because it takes 6 months to finish the first exam. Last time I checked a prostate exam does not involve inserting the entire fist Tell me how many fists does your "trained medical professional" get up you. I bet he reaches right in, like he is giving a horse an exam. When your ass is the in air, I bet he cant tell the difference between them.

Perhaps you should invite this "trained medical professional" back to your house when you and "your wife" are in bed. It may prevent your wife from saying "is it in yet" and you may actually learn something.





Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
[ edited by logansdad on Jul 24, 2007 07:51 AM ]
 
 logansdad
 
posted on July 23, 2007 06:45:09 PM new
Logansdad, you sure asked for that one!

I see we have another homophobic pig in the room. Why don't you just go sit on a branding iron. You belong in the pig sty with the rest of the animals.

Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.' [ edited by logansdad on Jul 23, 2007 07:10 PM ]
 
 Bear1949
 
posted on July 26, 2007 10:07:26 PM new
Poor, poor, poor LD, your batteries die or did your husband leave you for a younger man?

No, I understand it now, must be your "time of the month", you might want to try those extra hd maxi pads along with the pamprin.





It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.George S. Patton
 
 
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