spazmodeus
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posted on September 28, 2000 12:14:28 PM
$449 million. Can you imagine?
In other news, Brian Peterson, the rich white kid who got a mere three years in the slammer for murdering his newborn child and ditching the body in a dumpster, was arrested the other night at a New York baseball game. His friend threw a beer bottle at John Rocker. Petersen was arrested for interfering with the police when they tried to arrest the friend.
This kid kills a newborn (he accepted a manslaughter plea; he probably could have been nailed on a premeditated murder charge, though), leaves the body in a dumpster and just three years later is swilling beers at a Yankees game.
Meanwhile Anna Nicole Smith becomes one of the richest women in the world by marrying a rich old guy at death's doorstep.
I know the two situations are different yet somehow they seem related to me. I just can't pin down the philosophical angle that ties them together.
Any suggestions?
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femme
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posted on September 28, 2000 12:30:13 PM
Hi Spaz,
Afraid I don't see the tie that binds.
But, WOW!!!! $449 million!!!!
I bet Ms. Smith's philosophy was a lot like my mother's.
My mother was divorced in 1946 and never remarried. Her reason...she was looking for a man with just enough strength to sign his will.
Darn shame my mother never met Ms. Smith's late husband.
I could have been dictating this response and paying someone else to do the labor.
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bunnicula
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posted on September 28, 2000 12:36:59 PM
She hasn't got the money yet--and probably won't for several more years. If she gets any at all. The son will be appealing the decision & it will drag out for a long time to come...
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spazmodeus
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posted on September 28, 2000 12:38:34 PM
I feel bad for the old guy, really. Here he had Anna Nicole Smith as his wife, but was too old to fully enjoy her. It's like one of those games the gods play in Greek mythology.
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savoyking
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posted on September 28, 2000 01:14:46 PM
maybe that's what killed him?
What a way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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krs
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posted on September 28, 2000 01:18:13 PM
Some times it's who you know, sometimes it's who you b....
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njrazd
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posted on September 28, 2000 03:18:47 PM
Did you ever see a picture of her husband? I wouldn't have let him touch me for less than $500 million!!
You know, the guy was worth billions and if she gave him even a little pleasure in his last few days, she should get a few million. His son is totally unreasonable about this. Even if she was a golddigger, she paid her dues.
I saw that article on the Peterson kid. I guess that 18 months in jail didn't teach him much respect for the law. Maybe he needs a few more months?
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That's Flunky Gerbiltush to you!
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kiheicat
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posted on September 28, 2000 04:49:04 PM
Did you ever see a picture of her husband? I wouldn't have let him touch me for less than $500 million!!
LOL njrazd
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femme
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posted on September 28, 2000 05:26:33 PM
Stealing a line from a movie preview I saw...for $449 million "I would have sex with the guy AND I would enjoy it."
Were I Anna Nicole Smith, the first thing I would do with some of that money is have a breast reduction. YUCK!!! Sorry guys, but you don't have to "wear" them.
The second thing I would do is pay a little visit to Tiffany's. I just LOVE those blue boxes. 
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enchanted
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posted on September 28, 2000 05:31:48 PM
i thought the husband was more attractive than anna nicole
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kiheicat
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posted on September 28, 2000 06:37:14 PM
Did anyone catch this past week's episode of Family Law? It was a repeat... the one with the wife of the millionaire dude and they were in divorce settlement. The judge awarded her 12 million bucks and she said "12 million??? How can I POSSIBLY LIVE on 12 million!"
Humph!
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plsmith
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posted on September 28, 2000 06:54:19 PM
Well, Femme, I guess we've already determined what kind of woman you are -- now we're just dickering over the price...
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calamity49
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posted on September 28, 2000 09:59:04 PM
kcat,
Where have you been? Glad you're back!
Femme,
You echoed my thoughts exactly. Been thinking that since I saw this on the news.
And now--back to the basketball game.
Calamity
p.s. krs, wouldn't touch that one liner with a ten foot pole. HUM! Whoops, out of here.
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femme
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posted on September 29, 2000 04:48:08 AM
plsmith
And, what kind of woman would that be?
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busybiddy
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posted on September 29, 2000 05:10:29 AM
Well, I have to say that it wouldn't be bad looking like Anna Nicole Smith, on certain occasions.
I probably wouldn't have gotten that ticket I got last week for not having a front license plate on my car. Cost me $120! OUCH!!
Boobs come in handy at times like that.
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savoyking
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posted on September 29, 2000 07:06:50 AM
I prefer "natural" rather than artifical.
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texas1958
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posted on September 29, 2000 10:42:42 AM
Natural is great for jogging but artificial is definitely better if you are getting an estimate on the car!
Or Maybe out looking for 449$$$Million!
Tex
[ edited by texas1958 on Sep 29, 2000 10:43 AM ]
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spazmodeus
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posted on September 29, 2000 11:12:26 AM
One good thing about Anna coming into all that money is that now she can afford me.
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femme
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posted on September 29, 2000 01:28:21 PM
And you would never have to buy another pillow. 
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krs
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posted on September 29, 2000 01:56:24 PM
By the thead title, I had assumed that you were she, Spaz.
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spazmodeus
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posted on September 29, 2000 06:26:00 PM

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xifene
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posted on September 29, 2000 06:49:10 PM

--xifene--
http://www.auctionusers.org
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pareau
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posted on September 29, 2000 07:06:30 PM
That lipstick is too red for those feathers.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 29, 2000 07:16:12 PM
Sure makes them show up though, doesnt it?
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krs
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posted on September 29, 2000 07:18:56 PM
Hair down past his nips. It was true.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 29, 2000 07:25:21 PM
And dont forget the color is blonde, too.
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enchanted
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posted on September 29, 2000 07:29:46 PM
LOL! krs
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kitsch1
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posted on September 29, 2000 07:37:59 PM
Cat Stevens "It's hard to get by just upon a smile girl" obviously never met Anna Nichole
Hey now she can afford clothes!
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/[email protected]/
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krs
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posted on September 29, 2000 07:59:06 PM
Vicki Lynn Hogan had a cameo in "The Hudsucker Proxy".
She didn't play the hud,.....I mean she didn't play the part of the hud.
No.....she just wasn't the hud.
Did I spell 'hud' right?
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kitsch1
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posted on September 29, 2000 08:02:48 PM
dunno krs, What is a hudsucker anywho?
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