posted on August 30, 2007 10:46:06 AM new
*NBC Launches 'To Catch a Senator' *
*Chris Hansen to Stake Out Airport Bathrooms*
"Dateline," the NBC newsmagazine which has scored big ratings for its "To Catch a Predator" investigations, announced today that it would introduce a new investigative series this fall, entitled "To Catch a Senator."
At a press conference in New York, NBC News president Steve Capus said that "To Catch a Senator" would focus the "Dateline" investigation team's energies on "the number one menace in America today: pervy Republican senators."
While he indicated that plans for the program are still being developed, Mr.
Capus said that "To Catch a Senator" would use an airport bathroom as the nerve center for its sting operation.
Specifically, he said that the program would deploy "Predator" host Chris Hansen as a decoy to lure depraved senators into lewd contact.
"Chris will be waiting in one of the bathroom stalls, and when the senator taps on the wall, Chris will kind of pop out of the stall and start grilling him," Mr. Capus said. "We'll nail that bastard faster than he can say 'I'm not gay.'"
But even as NBC trumpeted its latest "Dateline" spin-off, industry insiders wondered whether there would be an adequate supply of sex-crazed senators to keep the program going for more than a few episodes.
For his part, Mr. Capus brushed off such concerns, telling reporters, "As long as there are Republican senators out there who oppose gay marriage, there will always be plenty of pervs."
"In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: the stupid, and the envious. - John Wilmot, the Second Earl of Rochester
posted on August 30, 2007 01:20:19 PM newMrs. Horndog-in-Chief better watch her step.
Now why are you talking about Linda like that.
You better watch out rocks for brains, the person in the next stall at the Minneapolis Airport bathroom may be a closeted Republican Senator looking to have some nooky with you.
"In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: the stupid, and the envious. - John Wilmot, the Second Earl of Rochester
posted on August 30, 2007 06:19:27 PM new
Now ld THINKS I'm married to slick willie - old horndog himself? LOL Just goes to show what I've always said about ld....he hasn't a CLUE about anything he posts. He'll post ANYTHING for a tiny bit of attention - no matter how DELUSIONAL it is. But hey, that's ld for you.
posted on August 30, 2007 06:53:04 PM newLOL Just goes to show what I've always said about ld....he hasn't a CLUE about anything he posts. He'll post ANYTHING for a tiny bit of attention - no matter how DELUSIONAL it is.
And response just goes to prove you read at a second grade level
Now ld THINKS I'm married to slick willie
Where did I say that. Nowhere. Linda you can't even read what is written on a page and actually interpret what is said. You should take some time processing what is actually written for a change. What is actually written and what you believe is written are OFTEN TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
Did you fail reading comprehension in school?
"In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: the stupid, and the envious. - John Wilmot, the Second Earl of Rochester
Are YOU a Bunghole?
But hey, that's ld for you.